Motherfucker, I rarely drunkpost, motherfucker. Like, three times maybe. Bear used to drunkpost all the time, man. Drunk as bear. Or drunk as... that other fucking guy.
You were the other drunkposter I was trying to think of, Kegs. Or at least that's your excuse. It's certainly my excuse for this terrible thread. I had originally conceived of it weeks ago as an elaborate insult to a certain poster who is no longer problematic, so I don't know what made me bring it up last night.