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The Non-Recommendations Thread

 
 
Alex's Grandma
09:04 / 21.10.06
I suppose everyone knows the feeling. With the best will in the world, you arrive back home with a new CD, you're looking forward to hearing it, it's supposed to be great ... and then, very quickly, it begins to seem as if the reviewers who gave the thing five stars out of five were essentially being malevolent. It's a lonely, dark place to be in. Express your anger here.

I'll begin with 'Illinois' by Sufjan Stevens.

Two songs in and I began to feel as if the guy should be tarred and feathered, publicly. And then the red mist began to fall, properly.

I should have realised, I suppose, that everything was wrong with this as a project. If you want to write a novel then go ahead with it really - what you shouldn't do is set your thoughts to music that basically sounds like the score to 'Hair.'

I'd strongly recommend that anyone who's thinking about getting into Stevens' work should think twice. Personally, I just feel dirty. Dirty, and ashamed.
 
 
Spaniel
09:40 / 21.10.06
You know that there are those of us that really like that album, that it's not just all malevolent lies? You do know that don't you?
 
 
uncle retrospective
09:52 / 21.10.06
Mastodon's Blood Mountain.
I should have guessed when all the indie review sites were as positive as they about it that it was crap but I lived in hope. Yes it's fast, yes they can really play but there is no power in it at all. Is it the new Regin in Blood? It's not even the new Slippery When Wet.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
12:05 / 21.10.06
Of course, Mr B. I didn't start this thread simply so as I could have a go at 'Illinois' ... Or at least, not especially, anyway. It was mainly an example of the phenomemon of expecting the thing to fab, and then feeling a bit, you know, let down.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
12:49 / 21.10.06
I have to disagree with Mr Whyte there... Blood Mountain is ace. Especially Bladecatcher. It's just a bit of a grower, whereas Leviathan grabbed you by the balls straight away at shouted "LISTEN! I'M ACE!!!" right in your ears. BM took me a few listens.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
17:42 / 21.10.06
I think everyone can agree that 'The Shadowy Mr Whyte' is a more happening user ID than 'Uncle Retrospective' though.
 
 
uncle retrospective
17:52 / 21.10.06
But I've been UR for years! Oh well if the kids like it I'll move back next month.
 
 
Kiltartan Cross
20:00 / 21.10.06
I nominate Konono No. 1 and "Congotronics". Definitely one for the "expected to be fab, wasn't" pile. Shame, really, 'cause they look pretty cool.
 
 
Lama glama
20:24 / 21.10.06
Buying Audioslave's new album, the imaginatively titled Revelations was a big mistake. I bought the first album, really enjoyed and even ended up going to one of their gigs. The second was admittedly a little bit of a disappointment, considering it was just more of the same, but it was still fairly enjoyable.

Then, the third album. Hah.

This is really, pitifully average. No, it's below average. Tom Morello is doing the same thing he's been doing for the past ten years, except now he seems to be phoning it in. None of the tracks are catchy, lively or explosive as Cochise, Be Yourself and likewise the emotional intensity of Like a Stone is never matched in the new album. Chris Cornell's vocals are still impressive but the unimaginative guitar riffs that accompany him are pretty doze inducing.

I wanted to like the album, desperately, but I've only ended up listening to it in its whole about twice.

I also bought the new Evanescence album. I know that they're often chastised for being the latest manufactured emo band, but Amy Lee's vocals and Ben Moody's catchy melodies made me listen to the first album excessively. Without Moody, the second album falls flat and excepting two or three tracks its a homogenous emo-pop affair with several indistinguishable tracks. Worst of all, Lee's vocals rarely reach the same level of excellence as does she recorded for the first album.

I should really stop buying CDs that I hope will be good.
 
 
Gendudehashadenough
03:08 / 22.10.06
A number of years ago I bought this:



Hated it, and I usually like flutey irish music. I think it was the guitar was too flat and lifeless. Like there playing loungey irish, with no fiddle. No fiddle. Where's the New York Irish Band ever gonna find a sake bar to play in?
 
 
All Acting Regiment
13:00 / 22.10.06
Though I'm part celt, I just find most modern Irishy stuff, especially Irish-punk stuff, that isn't the pogues, to be a bit silly, really. Same with the whole St Patrick's day thing. I'm probably a bit of a dick, come to think of it.
 
 
Char Aina
14:24 / 22.10.06
they arent irish, though.
they're american irish.

they seem to be using the troubles as inspiration (or for it's cachet, perhaps), something i would feel a whole lot more comfortable with if they actually lived through it.
you get wee fuckwits on the streets of glasgow who wear UVF or IRA tatoos with pride despite never having been anything like involved, and i think this may be the same shit.
 
 
doctorbeck
08:27 / 01.11.06
i just want to mention that i am really fed up of hearing kasabian on most indie radio shows, it is the most plodding stupid crap i have heard in a long time, no surprise that noel gallagher is a fan, and the synth line in that last single sounded like something you would hear a scottish cabaret band play in 1978, and i don't mean that is a good way. their continued success is a complete mystery to me. there, i feel better for getting that off my chest.
 
 
Closed for Business Time
08:53 / 01.11.06
If I may play the contrarian - how about pretty much everything on the top 20 charts of the UK, US and EU.. hang on.. just wanna see what actually is on the charts as of today.. wouldn't wanna .. oh yeah RAZOR-fucking-SHITE i mean LIGHT!!!!!! Couldn't they just go away, and all their Primrose Hill-dwelling clones? My Chemical Romance? Girls Aloud, Scissor Sisters, Beyonce (this is from the BBC Radio 1 chart) can all nibble at my puke-drenched towel.

Lezzee Billboard... Diddydy (is that P. Diddy?), Evanescence, JoJo don't know her but sure looks crapola, Timberlake. Enough already...
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
09:54 / 01.11.06
JoJo don't know her but sure looks crapola

Hang on - did you just tell us not to listen to an artist none of whose music you've actually heard? Surely not...
 
 
Closed for Business Time
09:57 / 01.11.06
Whoops.. Haus, I'm afraid I did. Bad style, I know, but I couldn't help myself! I mean, look at the picture of the album cover! It MUST be shit! It must! But you're absolutely right - and I'll refrain from such uncalled-for nonsense in the future. My apologies to all.
 
 
haus of fraser
11:02 / 01.11.06
... and while were at it lets not listen to Pet Sounds the cover's shit on that too, as are both of The Knife's albums....

(i hate this thread!)
 
 
Closed for Business Time
11:45 / 01.11.06
I guess I deserved that - but surely you can't be serious about the Pet Sounds cover! That's pretty cute, innit?
 
 
doctorbeck
14:00 / 01.11.06
pet sounds is total living proof not to judge an lp by its cover isn't it? i reckon that cover is the only reason it is not lauded as better than anything by the beatles and pretty much the best lp of the 60s,

still over the years its hopeless squareness has grown on me
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
14:58 / 01.11.06
Yeah. This "judging an album by its cover" thing doesn't work, and I offer for proof the career of Pink Floyd.

The album covers got better, the records got worse. Textbook, fucking textbook.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
15:38 / 01.11.06
(i hate this thread!)

As is your perfect right.

In it's defence though, it was meant to be about music that people have actually coughed up for - I realise in the age of downloads and so on there's no particular need to buy anything blind on the strength of the reviews alone, but I still quite enjoy the suspense of it somehow, even if it's occasionally a bit disappointing.

Should there be a thread for discussing something like 'Bands You've Never Heard, But Dislike Intensely Anyway'?

I've got a feeling it might prove controversial, but then again, there's nothing like a bit of lively debate ...
 
  
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