BARBELITH underground
 

Subcultural engagement for the 21st Century...
Barbelith is a new kind of community (find out more)...
You can login or register.


Underground > Conversation >

Winnie the Pooh versus EVERYONE! *NSFW PICS*

  
 
Princess
19:20 / 13.10.06

Hello Humans,
It's come to our attention that since the unfortunate death of our bestest-best friend in the world ever, Christopher Robin, (14/10/26 - 1/6/91, may he rest in peace), humanity has been on a downward spiral. The Rainforests are shrinking, children are smoking crack and the Hundred Acre Wood is now the Half-Acre Wood. The Condominium's that replaced the trees upset us greatly.
So, with that in mind, we've come to purge the world with a holy fire of wrath. Those that wish to be spared from our plush rage may leave offerings here. Those who wish to fight may nominate a champion to fight for their puny race. If anyone has any queries feel free to ask here aswell.

Yours in Wrath,
Winnie the Pooh and friends.
 
 
lekvar
19:27 / 13.10.06
I'm not scared. All I need is a narrow hole with a pot of hunny on the other side and you're in a jam, bear. Your wrath is nought but impotent posturing. Your addiction will be your undoing.
 
 
Princess
19:29 / 13.10.06

You will notice, lekvar human, that I am not alone. My mercenary friend tigger is not above chopping off my arm if the situation occurs. We have all eventualities planned, nothing can withstand us.

Now, pick your champion.
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
19:32 / 13.10.06
I challenge you with a reimagined tomboy-ish girl Christopher Robin.

I declare victory!
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
19:44 / 13.10.06
I submit that a battle between all denizens of the Hundred Acre Woods and Knight Industries' KITT (Knight Industries Two Thousand) would be protracted, but in the end the machine with the sardonic voice would WIN.
 
 
Spaniel
19:45 / 13.10.06
I think Eeyore might be a problem for you Hundred Acre Wood guys.
 
 
Mistoffelees
19:55 / 13.10.06
Don´t believe his lies! The only shrinkage that bear cares for is his own. He and his pals are notorious sex fiends, fooling their audience and fondling people for decades. Think of the children!

Here are some incriminating pictures:

Pooh abusing his fame by seducing a young susceptible admirer.


Piglet sleeping his way to the top, Tigger filmed it all to blackmail Showmaster Kermit the Frog.


Winnie the wino having "breakfast", his fellows are appalled, as he´s not sharing (once again).
 
 
Quantum
20:05 / 13.10.06


Big Bird and his secret weapon should do the trick.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
20:38 / 13.10.06
Mist, you have officially scarred me for life.
 
 
Mistoffelees
20:59 / 13.10.06
And you haven´t even seen the Neil Tennant photos yet.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:59 / 13.10.06
Many of you may already have seen this on youtube: Winnie the Pooh: Acolyte of Beelzebub

Do as thou wilt shall be the Law of The Pooh
 
 
Mistoffelees
21:01 / 13.10.06
Dammit, I meant David Tennant! I alway screw up my best puns! Pooh must have roofied me.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
21:12 / 13.10.06
I await another Tennant-related funny quote from Triplets because I need to update the saying on my page.

Seriously, I did NOT need to see what perversities Pooh hath wrought.
 
 
lekvar
21:23 / 13.10.06
Oh, wow, flashbacks to Halloween of several years ago...

The Castro in San Francisco has a fantastic Halloween revelry every year, but this one time in particular there was a Pooh bear that ran around dry-humping anything he could get his paws on. At one point he was riding Alice's leg down the street...
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
22:05 / 13.10.06
I've found the impetus for Pooh's violent rampage: he flipped out in Vietnam.
The horror.... The horror....
 
 
Princess
01:28 / 16.10.06

Apologies for our tardiness, the "Bear Claw of Wrath" has had connection problems. Now, onto bussiness.

First let it be known that the human known as "Mist" is a liar. He has doctored these "photographs" so that his own perversion apears to be the perversion of Pooh and friends. His ways are dark, his sins are many. Be sure, growing minions, that when the time comes he will be amongst the first to go.

Quantum, I laugh at your choice of champion. You pit a chicken against a tiger and a bear? Are you a fool?

You amuse us Quantum human. Come, join our armada of rage. Be our merry jester. Your dignity is such a small price to pay for survival. All others, prepare for screaming disney death.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
01:52 / 16.10.06
Big Bird is a chicken?
 
 
Princess
02:02 / 16.10.06

YOUR SNIDE TONE HAS BEEN NOTED!!!
 
 
Quantum
02:26 / 16.10.06
It's not the bird you need to worry about, it's his secret weapon.
Wanna know the secret, bub?

*SNIKT*
 
  
Add Your Reply