Wolvie-poohs versus EVERYONE! *PICS*

23:35 / 21.10.06

wolverine versus ressurection man.

way i figure, kill ressurection man enough times he's gonna get a wolverine killing power some time.
might take a while, but something'd come up eventually.

dude can't die, so he can't lose.
he only has to win once.

16:48 / 22.10.06

But this isn't about killing, it's about winning, and Wolverine would win, probably by trapping the RM rather than eviscerating him.

17:10 / 22.10.06

but then either he would kill himself or die of old age, at which point... game on!

17:45 / 22.10.06

Wolverine would cut his legs and arms off (rendering suicide rather difficult) and then call the ambulance.

17:52 / 22.10.06

Can he be resurrected if he's chopped into mince and then put into ten parcels which are posted to different destinations around the world?

Didn't think so.

*Snikt* chopchopchop *licks stamps*

Zombie Wasp has a better chance.

18:05 / 22.10.06

Can he be resurrected if he's chopped into mince and then put into ten parcels which are posted to different destinations around the world?

i think he can.
dude can come back from a nuclear bomb, so i dont think being minced is going to hold much difficulty.

i hate to say it, but i think wolverine is fucked.

18:30 / 22.10.06

No he isn't.

To reiterate. Boxing Resurrection Man.

18:54 / 22.10.06

i hear you.
what kind of box, though?
it has to be pretty damn sealed, and sealed pretty damn quick.

the dude comes back with the aid of litle tiny particle sized friends in his blood, and they can bring him back in less than seconds.

this is of course assuming his power when wolverine attacks him with his box isnt megahoudinism, or something.
or maybe the ability to phase in and out of reality.

is the magic box phase proof?

20:49 / 22.10.06

I not sure you do hear me.

For reference

Blake Head

20:56 / 23.10.06

Continuing the theme:

Wolverine vs a mall full of zombies

…

Yeah, ok, so that wouldn’t be any more serious than a warm up, and potentially a great idea for a Dead Rising patch... So how about:

Wolverine vs Zombie Wolverine

Hmmmmm?

20:59 / 23.10.06

The idea of a zombie Wolverine is entirely oxymoronic. It can be ignored.

Blake Head

21:20 / 23.10.06

Well then, how about:

Wolverine vs Aslan

An oversized lion that can come back from the dead, has experience of leading a guerrilla army, backed up by four heavily armed English schoolchildren. Just look at their grinning, psychotic faces. Does Wolverine have the heart to face down such a foe?

My money’s on the son of the Emperor-beyond-the-Sea pinioning Wolvie to the ground with his claws and eating his head.

Saint Keggers

21:20 / 23.10.06

Wolverine vs Bizarro Wolverine

23:08 / 23.10.06

wolverine vs the entire marvel universe.
at once.

8===>Q: alyn

23:19 / 23.10.06

Wolverine vs. Joe Quesada

Oh-ho!

00:29 / 24.10.06

Zombies don't heal, Aslan is a big lion but he's out of shape (it's a job to Logan), Bizarro wolvie goes !tkins which is just silly, and the whole Marvel universe at once could barely tie their shoes for infighting and continuity disputes never mind take down a finely honed killing machine.

Joe Quesada though. There's a thought.

8===>Q: alyn

00:36 / 24.10.06

Agree with me, I pwn this thread. Wolverine vs. Me.

MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!

01:09 / 24.10.06

After thinking, Jo doesn't have the balls to take him on- listen to him;
I want everyone to know that I’m just sittin’ here chillin’ in my ultra smooth Newsarama T-shirt and I need to apologize because that wasn¹t what I was intending to get across and I’m sorry if I got some got the wrong idea and the conspiracy minded got all wound up over nothing.

Pfaw. Sliced and diced.

And you, mr Qualyn-with-a-U? Go take on Tuna Ghost, King of the Iron Fist, and Denfeld, King of Barbelith, then come back and we'll talk. A guy who came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.

12:17 / 24.10.06

What about my dad? He's pretty strong and stuff.

Good Intentions

02:22 / 26.10.06

Judge Dredd would defeat Wolverine.

Sure, it would be tough, but so was defeating Judge Death. Dredd will be lying on the ground, badly slashed, having just been thrown off Wolverine's talons across the room, and be in a lot of pain. The situation will look unsalvagable, and Wolverine will loom over Dredd, a little like this:

Then Dredd will mouth an obscenity, stretch out his hand and get the special package delivered from HQ, remove the Anti-Wolverine shell, place it in his gun and deliver his judgement over the sideburned psycho.

STFU, N00B!

PS, Quantum, I think it's about time you stopped hoggin all the Qs around here. Q is my thing, okay? I'm just going to call you Uantum from now on, it'll be less confusing for everyone. And another thing, Jack employs me to house suckers for him, and Tuna Ghost is afraid of me. I'm so ready for Wolverine.

Matt's dad, though, I dunno.

pointless & uncalled for

07:42 / 26.10.06

The really obvious candidate for taking out Wolverine is our very own King of Barbelith - Jack Denfield.

Evil Scientist

08:19 / 26.10.06

Wolverine vrs the entire left side of his own body?

12:03 / 26.10.06

Unrealistic nonsense. He's the best there is at what he does and not a) mad or b)consumed by the appropriate levels of self-hatred.

We need to keep our feet on the ground here. With that in mind we can see that Matt and Q's suggestions are immature silliness. Judge Dredd on the other hand is worthy opposition and is undoubtedly the best there is at what he does, however it is unlikely that he would see Wolverine coming (he is an assassin, afterall) and would probably be unprepared in terms of anti-canucklehead ammunition (if such a thing is indeed conceivable, which is a debate in itself).

14:35 / 26.10.06

Hmm... Sov Judge Orlok was also a trained assassin, and Dredd got him good, as I recall.

16:55 / 26.10.06

Yes, but he clearly wasn't the best there is at what he does, and lacked a healing factor and super-sharp razor claws and animal senses and agility.

As I said, we need to keep our feet on the ground.

ONLY NICE THINGS

17:18 / 26.10.06

Deathfist was a martial arts expert, which is a bit like a ninja. I think Dredd is pegging one all on that one. He fought Johnny Alpha, who was a mutant renegade with a history of bounty hunting and generally doing the dirty jobs for the Humes (Weapon X, anyone?), and I think he ultimately won, although I may be misremembering.

17:36 / 26.10.06

Aww, but that was just a comic. In real life, Johnny Alpha could have Dredd.

17:37 / 26.10.06

AHA!!!

How's about Nemesis the cocking Warlock, eh, Mr Shortarse Spikyhands?

18:06 / 26.10.06

Ooh ooh, AFTER he merged with Deadlock!
Deadlock's powers allow him to astrally project and reform his body if it is damaged or destroyed, and he holds the sword X-Caliber, a weapon that allows him to drain the souls of the living to use as psychic 'nourishment';

FITE!