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Ein Schwätzchen mit Nightcrawler

8===>Q: alyn

16:50 / 08.10.06

Wilcommen!

Spaniel

17:01 / 08.10.06

How do you feelabout Kitty and Piotr? I know you have your swords and anger, but the guy's made of metal - what's a mutant gonna do?

HCE

17:01 / 08.10.06

The German disco scene, eh? Did you go to the Disco Baal show the other night? How was it?

Less searchable M0rd4nt

17:02 / 08.10.06

What are your feelings on the Hoff? You a fan?

8===>Q: alyn

17:10 / 08.10.06

David Hasselhoff is great! He can do everything--he sings, he dances, he can act... and he is a man of peace. Did you know that it was only after his performance in East Berlin that the Berlin Wall finally came down? He is truly a great man and I have all of his records. I am less fond of his American television series, Baywatch. He is very good in that, but I found the writing rather tedious, and the other actors uninteresting, Yasmine Bleeth in particular.

Disco Baal is always very entertaining and great fun to dance to. However, I don't approve of their Satanist influence. They are only young men, very aggressive and iconoclastic, and I can respect that. Believe me, I have been through hard times where I doubted Christ's love and was filled with anger. I only hope that Our Lord brings understanding and peace to their hearts before it is too late.

Bobossboy, I don't understand your question. Kitty and Piotr both are like family to me.

Mistoffelees

17:25 / 08.10.06

Hallo Kurt!

Wie hast Du´s nur mit all den charmanten Damen im Leuchtturm ausgehalten? Da Rachel Gedanken lesen konnte, hätte sie mit mir innerhalb von fünf Minuten kurzen Prozeß gemacht. Konntest Du Dich also gegen ihre Telepathie abschirmen? Und an Deiner Stelle hätte ich Meggan Captain Britain im Handumdrehen ausgespannt.

Und nimm´s nicht persönlich, aber Du bist doch kein Bayer, oder wie?

8===>Q: alyn

17:33 / 08.10.06

Mistofeles, I will answer you in English, as I believe it is more respectful to this predominantly English-speaking board.

First of all, I urge you to reconsider the Demonic influence suggested by your username. Please, consider that Christ loves you, and what an insult it is to His love when you turn to such thoughts. I won't belabor the point, however. Know that I am hear to offer what meager solace and advice I can, Should you ever feel the need.

My relationship to Rachel and Kitty, I think, is more avuncular than romantic. Really, I never entertained any salacious thoughts about either of them, just filial concern and devotion. So these kinds of questions are actually quite distasteful to me. As for Meggan and Brian, they are two of my dearest friends and I don't feel they would enjoy being talked about this way on a public website.

Alex's Grandma

17:35 / 08.10.06

Dear Mr N,

For reasons I'm not prepared to go into, I've recently been invited to join a 'sexy webcam' group. It seems young as a community, so; should I accept, and potentially get in on the ground floor, as it were, with regard to the community, thus possibly becoming 'sexy webcam group' royalty in the future, or should I use my mutant powers of escape ASAP?

Spaniel

17:51 / 08.10.06

Sorry I misremembered. So to rephrase, how do you feel and Brian and Meggan's relationaship? Should she have chosen you over the big drunken oaf?

(I've always been a Nightcrawler fan. Make mine Marvel!!)

Regrettable Juvenilia

17:54 / 08.10.06

Dear Mr Wagner,

I have a two-part question.

1) How did you cope with the revelation, concurrent to Morrison's New X-Men run, that your father is a very stupid other-dimensional being who may or may not have been mistaken for the Devil himself at various points throughout human history?

2) How is your relationship with Dad?

8===>Q: alyn

18:09 / 08.10.06

Flyboy, you shouldn't believe everything you read!

Alex, I often wish I had encountered Barbelith a few years earlier, nicht wahr? So, maybe it is good for you to take this opportunity now. Who knows what the future may bring? But remember that Christ, who loves you, is always watching you, and be sure to do nothing that would make Him feel ashamed of you.

Alex's Grandma

18:22 / 08.10.06

Kurt, my friend;

It is not easy, being on the German disco scene.

Many of us wear the scars, and many more us carry the stains on our t-shirts ... Vomit, blood, beer, cocaine, MDMA powder (before it was fashionable!), but all the same, I wonder if your pal Al (elsewhere, but close) isn't getting dangerously out of hand

Alex's Grandma

18:27 / 08.10.06

I forgot to add;

'Yours sincerely,

Prof (Ale)X!'

Do you see what I did there? Do you see what I've done to myself, over the years?

I can still see into anyone's thoughts though, I betcha.

Damn it.

At least while 'The West Wing' is on telly, I'll take you on, the lot of you.

Lama glama

00:35 / 09.10.06

Hey, Kurt.

Just a quick query: Were you as bored during those blindingly boring battles with the Neo as we were?

Also, one last question: Would you have preffered to have got that spot on the Legion of Superheroes, rather than the X-Men? How does it feel to be beaten to the job by that oaf Bouncing Boy?

Saint Keggers

02:16 / 09.10.06

Hey Kurt,
How hard is it to get that brimstone smell out of the carpeting?

8===>Q: alyn

03:16 / 09.10.06

Llama, the Neo were quite dangerous and terrifying, but yes, I was rather bored when I wasn't too busy bleeding to death.

Keggers, that verdammt smell never comes outta anything.

Evil Scientist

06:38 / 09.10.06

Nightcrawler,

I am the Phalanx. You will be assimilated.

Hugs,

The Phalanx.

Shrug

08:27 / 09.10.06

Dear Nightcrawler,

Why did Chuck Austen infer that you had two cocks on the dvd extras to X-men 2? As a fan fact I'd like to know if you truly do possess two cocks or if the cocks in question are non-canon (so to speak)?

Yours Sincerely,

Cocks...er... I mean Cat.

8===>Q: alyn

10:06 / 09.10.06

Cats, in my native Bavaria there was one cock that would crow at any time during the day or night. As for the Canon, the only cock I know of is the one in Matthew 26. In 26:34, Jesus says, "This night, before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice." And in 26:74 it is written, "Then began he* to curse and swear, saying I know not the man. And immediately the cock crew."

*(meaning St. Peter. -Kanonical Kurt)

Saint Keggers

13:07 / 09.10.06

Dear Kurt,
Do you use both hands when giving a 'high-five'?

Mistoffelees

08:00 / 10.10.06

A Bavarian! I knew it! No more questions, your Honour.

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