'lith is the end
beatiful friends, the end.

of our eternal rants, the end
no safety or more pants, the end
i'll never look into your 'i's, again

[...leaves quietly]

Kiltartan Cross

22:26 / 03.10.06

Does the Phoenix ever die?

Only when some brave soul manages to pronounce "M'Kraan" correctly three times in front of a mirror at midnight on Hallowe'en. You've got about four weeks to work on it!

YOU FOOLS!!!11!!23!!

That's just criminally vulgar.

MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!

22:44 / 03.10.06

Note: the following instructions assume that Barbelith is being prepared from a frozen state. If Barbelith has been prethawed, adjust cooking times accordingly.

1. Preheat oven to 475 degrees Farenheit.
2. Place Barbelith in a shallow baking tray, sauce side up.
3. Bake Barbelith for 17 minutes or until cooked.
4. Allow Barbelith to stand for two minutes before eating.

iamus

23:24 / 03.10.06

You see! You see!

All that talk of "Is Barbelith Dying?"! We all thought it was a joke. We all laughed and made light of it until BAM, the boy who cried wolf called his chickens home, or something.

Poor wee thing was pleading for help all that time AND WE DIDN'T LISTEN!

No amount of on-topic posting'll stop the rot now. Barbelith is DEAD.

---

23:43 / 03.10.06

Barbelith, where one person's crazy drink fueled posts can kill the entire site. Beware before you post, you bunch of drunks, and watch out for the Drama Llama running laps around the forums.

lekvar

00:57 / 04.10.06

Hey, would anybody mind if I took one of the comfy chairs from the Late Shift? And maybe one or two of the plinths? It would be a shame for them to go to waste.

Maybe we should start divvying up the goods now so there isn't a big rush at closing time.

astrojax69

02:00 / 04.10.06

i'll have the 'r' from 'creation' if no-one wants it...

Princess

05:42 / 04.10.06

I should like two of the ass-hats and one ban-hammer.

Feverfew

06:10 / 04.10.06

I come back, and everyone's calling dibs on the office furniture? I think not! There shall be an inventory called!

... Maybe not. But I'd like a couple of the paintings from Creation and the calendar from the Temple wall, if that's ok.

Quantum

08:44 / 04.10.06

The Temple was cleaned out hours ago dude, no chance- all that's left is a cursed fire wand and a copy of Matrix Warrior.

(You know, I can't hear Just like everybody else does ... without seeing Harry Potter in my mind's eye.)

MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!

08:49 / 04.10.06

But a true Matrix Warrior can copy himself infinitely and so any one Matrix Warrior is inherently worthless.

Mon Oncle Ignatius

09:04 / 04.10.06

The rest of this board may be dead ... the comfy sofas and silverware may have been slipped out the back door and down the fire escape, but rumour has it that the Armoury is seceding and occupied by a strongly-beweaponned militia which will hold off all attempts to walk off with its collection of spork-swords, shit-flingers, flame-proof suits, ban-cannons and assault trifles.

Look! Up there on the battlements!

IS IT NOT THE WAY OF THE WORLD THAT WHEN THE BARBARIANS ARE AT THE CITY GATES, TEARING AT THE VERY STONES AND MORTAR OF THE WALLS, A MAN MIGHT SHOUT "HUZZAH! LET SLIP THE REAL LIVE TIGERS UPON THEM!"?

Quantum

09:33 / 04.10.06

A man might fiddle while Barbelith burns.

ONLY NICE THINGS

09:45 / 04.10.06

You're not bloody kidding. The Sex forum's apocalyptic. I just found a human toe underneath my... well, never mind.

Princess

09:55 / 04.10.06

*a beautiful yet tattered boy walks through the dust, guns sewn into his dress, blood stains on his face*

NO MORE DISCUSSION! I have just returned from the armoury forum and ALL YOUR BARBE-CRAPS ARE BELONG TO ME..

*does the oh so masculine/masturbatory clicky rifle thing*

..MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

Papess

10:19 / 04.10.06

Are the leaves changing colour again?

Welcome to Bardolith.

8===>Q: alyn

10:59 / 04.10.06

'Trix! How's it hangin'?

Ignore these fuckers, they won't make old bones.

Char Aina

11:42 / 04.10.06

man.
i was away for, what? a weekend?
seriously, qualuyn, dude, what did you do?

barbelith was fine when i left it here on friday, mister.

iamus

11:45 / 04.10.06

And where were you when Barbelith needed you?

electric monk

12:00 / 04.10.06

The shame is now on you.

electric monk

12:01 / 04.10.06

AND WHO STOLE MY DAMN LUNCH FROM THE FRIDGE?!

HCE

12:39 / 04.10.06

Electrix, dahling!

I assume nobody minds if I empty this old jar into the sink ... oh jeez, sorry Haus old chap. You were so quiet. I thought you were sleeping.

Evil Scientist

12:45 / 04.10.06

You know it happened because we don't have anyone occupying the Coyote/Pooka/Jester position. We took ourselves too seriously.

Too fucking seriously.

WHAT HAVE WE BECOME?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

12:46 / 04.10.06

Not enough Nazis. That was where it all went wrong.

Char Aina

12:57 / 04.10.06

should i put my nazi-jester costume on again?

Char Aina

13:00 / 04.10.06

Sniv

13:03 / 04.10.06

ARGH! All you need is a big knife there, toksik, and you'll have recreated a particularly terrifying nightmare. Eeeby jeebies.

If Barbelith is dead, can we use the address for a pr0n site? Piss, latex, lighter fluid and hamsters, it'll be a winner I tells ya. (okay, now that must have killed what was left of the Barbespirit)

Disco is My Class War

13:04 / 04.10.06

Forget the sofas and the silverware, I wanna see the fight over who gets possession of the ass candles.

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