Please tell me that we've got at least one Barbeloid at MIT, because I really want the inside story of how this event goes: Time Cube Lecture/Debate
Guest speaker Gene Ray will talk about his world famous "Time Cube" theory. A question-and-answer session will follow the talk, along with a panel debate composed of Gene Ray, Harvard, and MIT representatives. Event open to members of the MIT community only.
"Jewish and Islamic traditions possess diagrammatic languages for mapping consciousness maps, whose roots extend to Pyramid Texts and Sumer. Tools of modern logic and dynamic systems math will be used to interpret the maps in modern terms, leading to a blueprint for emotional-affect-response stimulation software deriving from Jim Callahan and Ralph Abraham's Catastrophe and Chaos work."
Gene Ray's Time Cube is beyond description for description is word and word is both stupid and evil and probably Jewish, too.
However, Gene Ray seems to have a competitor; I found a site called Time Square that it equally profound:
quote:TIMESQUARE!!! it DEBUNKS god and TIMECUBE!!!! ITS BETTER THAN GOD! ITS BETTER THAN SEX! ITS MORE FUN!!!!!@!@!!!!! LISTEN TO ME I NEED THE ATTENTION!!!!
tIME SQUARE debunks TIME CUBE!!! TIME CUBE DEBUNKS GOD!!! GOD DEBUNKS ENGLISH MUFFINS! ENGLISH MUFFINS DEBUNK TOAST!!! DON'T DENY THE TRUTH YOU KNOW IT TO BE SO!!! - Dark Vader (hes form starwars!!!)
time cube is god murdering robots from mars. english muffins attack the venus fly traps and hamsters really rule the god freaking poope!!!! all religion is cult insane heavens GATE WILL KILL YOU ALL AND MAKE YOU KILL YOURSELVES.!!! time cube is more evil. the proof is in my genias HTML SKIILLS!!! how could one who knows the advanced programing laguage HMTL be evil!!?? i defy you to find out!!!!!
HAHA. if you see this your using a 4.0 level browser and are hearing the god!!!!u am the god dont defy me!!!!!
silence of the lambs is the best movie. the tijck is tha best comic boosk. if you add the engtire scripts of them together in the MOAV decoder ring you get 'TIME CUBE IS WRONG YOU ARE LISTENING OT THE RANKING OF A MADMAN AND HAVE TO BELIEVE HIM BECAUSE HIS MATH IS UNFLAILABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT IS ALL FOR TODAY THAKN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an interview with him where they take the piss....it might, just, shed some semblance of light on the timecube concept... I also found a petition to get various universities to debate the Timecube....maybe that's got something to do with why MIT are hosting this lecture?
and topical b- 'log rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, rolls over your neighbours dog...' fun and all, but I don't immediately see the connection?
What the fuck? I tried to understand it, but I get hte suspicion that the reason no one can understand the timecube, even when it's explained to them is 'cause Gene Ray makes no sense when he speaks. Perhaps the whole thing is a surrealist performance art piece. I am intrigued and I even tired to understand it. But what the fuck?
But Doctor Bronner, Essene master soapmaker, knows cleanliness-next-to-godliness, ALL-ONE, uses his powers for GOOD!
Following path of Essene rabbis, Albert Einstein, Mahatma Gandhi, MLK, JFK, OK!
1 - Replace 4-D/dimensional with 'Bob' and...
2 - Replace time-cude with 'slack', and...
You got the Church of the Sub-Genius w/out the Prozac.
<Continues flinging poo at the passer-bys who come close to his monkeycage, screaming, "You are stupid! You know nothing!>
Any chance of the good Rev, (or anybody else going to this thing) taking a tape-recorder or something to it? I suspect time-cube mp3s would become a majorly cool thing to dowload- perhaps even on scale not seen since the 'All your base' song/remix.
It also allows the possibility of some mad-ass DJ/ remix dude sampling the fucker.. Can you just imagine being at a club, dancing away to 'Time cube disproves idiot-god! YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID!"
Following one of Mordant's links in the policy (http://www.crank.net/maths.html) I found THIS: http://sub-zero.mit.edu/~rhett/ which claims to be a video of the time cube lectures... I'm having trouble getting it to work though. But it might just be my browser mishaving at the mo... Can anybody else get it?
Yeah, its working fine for me now, I downloaded it. Its pretty entertaining viewing, actually. The last questioneer guy started taking the piss and talking about dungeons and dragons, there was a person in the audience waving a sign saying 'cubism not fascism'... it's pretty damn good fun. It's even more disturbing at the points where it actually starts to make some semblance of sense...
