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Real aeroplane advice

 
 
All Acting Regiment
12:28 / 19.09.06
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GOOD morning, ladies and gentlemen. We are delighted to welcome you aboard Veritas Airways, the airline that tells it like it is. Please ensure that your seat belt is fastened, your seat back is upright and your tray-table is stowed. At Veritas Airways, your safety is our first priority. Actually, that is not quite true: if it were, our seats would be rear-facing, like those in military aircraft, since they are safer in the event of an emergency landing. But then hardly anybody would buy our tickets and we would go bust.
 
 
Evil Scientist
12:52 / 19.09.06
I like the bit about landing on water.
 
 
pointless & uncalled for
13:04 / 19.09.06
Cross check. Does anyone else find this a little odd? Afterall, when did you last see the doors open on the right-hand side of the plane?
 
 
Jub
13:10 / 19.09.06
Regarding the whole Terror in the Skys shit we've been hearing about recently due to Islamofascist highjackers - why don't they make a plan where the cockpit has a separate cabin? Where terrorists can't reach the controls/ bully the pilots. Probably be a whole lot cheaper than the other measures they want to bring in.
 
  
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