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International Talk Like A Pirate Day 2006.

 
 
Evil Scientist
07:29 / 19.09.06
It be that time of the year again, so it be. Here on the good ship Laboratory they'll be calling me Cap'n all day or be keel-hauled under a sterilising vessel. I runs a tight ship, and my gunpowder cocktails are the finest outside of Blackbeard's wetbar.

Garr!
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
08:16 / 19.09.06
Bain't noan aboard this tarbreast beastie? Hoynavastye, meladdies, wharawah thuh poplerashun o this vassal? Arr?
 
 
Triplets
10:37 / 19.09.06
Arrrrrr, av been cutting pirate lingo into ma tech support carrlllsss

"Yo ho, Mr. Jones"

Mr. Davey Jones....
 
 
pointless & uncalled for
10:47 / 19.09.06
unnoticed in the background a shadowy figure flits from one hiding place to another, carefully observing, biding hir time
 
 
Ninjas make great pets
11:28 / 19.09.06
They should have international talk like a ninja day!!

the cities would seem empty.. the silence would be as a dark cloak.
even the hoodlums who feel they own the streets would move with a caution and fear they'd never felt before

*Stands proud like a blackclad Brave Heart*

Who's with me?!?!?!
 
 
Tryphena Absent
11:55 / 19.09.06
You stealth is the stealth of the giant kraken under the sea. Bring me my cutlass, there be a ninja in this thread.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
12:09 / 19.09.06
Arr, let's keelhaul the scurvy dog!!!
 
 
Sekhmet
15:32 / 19.09.06
Send hir to th' lowest fathom o' Davy Jones' locker at the end of a cutlass, me hearties! Smartly, now!

(*swings on rope towards stalking shadow, swinging blade*)
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
15:32 / 19.09.06
IT'S ON NEWSROUND NOW, ME HEARTIES!!!
 
 
Sniv
15:35 / 19.09.06
Arrrr, come to this thread, did I, thanks to Leezo's report. Shiver me timbers!

Let's go find that Johnny Depp bloke and string him up from the main sail! ARRRR!!
 
 
Axolotl
16:36 / 19.09.06
Arrr. Curse me forgetful brain, it's not been right since the bosun brewed up that homemade rum from bilgewater and tar.
I had planned a day of piratical talking to make my lubberly colleagues and the bilge-rats that call in most afraid.
Instead I shall now don bandanna and eyepatch and annoy my flatmates for the rest of the evening with hearty shouts of "avast" and "aarrr"
 
 
Saint Keggers
17:42 / 19.09.06
Im just waiting for International Toke Like A Parrot Day.
 
 
Quantum
18:03 / 19.09.06
Arr, 'tis simple as a cabin boy with a musket ball in the head to talk like a scurvy seadog, any black-clad assassin worth his salt could slip unnoticed among you rum-sodden fools with poisoned sai in the midst of your piratical merriment.
 
 
pointless & uncalled for
18:13 / 19.09.06
Using the distraction bought about by a feckless and headstrong pedewan, the shadowy figure slips unnoticed to the galley. A poisoned sai little when poisoned rum is a possibility.
 
 
Mistoffelees
19:12 / 19.09.06
It´s doubtful if dogs could ever be ninjas, as their drooling makes them pirates by default. Cats on the other hand, though ninjas by night, can have quite the pirate streak by day...
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
21:03 / 19.09.06
Psst! Seldom Killer! Do you think we should go rescue NMGP, or just leave the poor bastard to hir watery grave? I'll probably have time to rescue hir once I'm done slitting the throats of those already unconscious from the drunkenness, but I kind of feel ze got what was coming to hir for talking so loud...
 
 
grant
02:03 / 20.09.06
Though you are a sneaking puppy, and so are all those who will submit to be governed by laws which rich men have made for their own security; for the cowardly whelps have not the courage otherwise to defend what they get by knavery; but damn ye altogether: damn them for a pack of crafty rascals, and you, who serve them, for a parcel of hen-hearted numbskulls. They vilify us, the scoundrels do, when there is only this difference, they rob the poor under the cover of law, forsooth, and we plunder the rich under the protection of our own courage. Had you not better make then one of us, than sneak after these villains for employment?

...You are a devilish conscience rascal, I am a free prince, and I have as much authority to make war on the whole world, as he who has a hundred sail of ships at sea, and an army of 100,000 men in the field; and this my conscience tells me: but there is no arguing with such snivelling puppies, who allow superiors to kick them about deck at pleasure.

---- Captain Samuel Bellamy, to a seized merchant who refuses to join his crew out of "conscience" against "breaking the laws of God and man" (as recorded in A General History of the Robberies and Murders of the Most Notorious Pirates, by Daniel Defoe) .
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
18:26 / 12.09.07
Just a quick "ahoy" from the crow's nest, as it were, but TLAPD 2007 is only a week away. I'm sure it'll get its own thread, but forewarned is foreAAAAAARRRR!med, as it were.
 
 
Triplets
19:15 / 12.09.07
I already mentioned this in work last week. On my second day. Gyaaarrrr, truely I be keepin' to tha code of tha black sail.
 
 
Triplets
19:16 / 12.09.07
Also, the amount of ninjarrrrr talk be a dark rot in this thread's mast. More rum!
 
  
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