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Hello. This is the news.
In a widely-anticipated move, deejay rainblows kicking_k & Nikon
Driver today confirmed that their forthcoming show at Brighton's B'Lo
club will be their last…
IT CAME FROM THE SEA
SAT 02 SEPT * B'LO 11-3 £6/5
…at that venue. A helpline has been set up to cope with an expected
chorus of wildly inconsolable patrons who now face the vile trauma of
re-organizing their social calendars and perhaps even cutting back on
their bad habits temporarily.
There were widespread flutters on the stock markets earlier this
month, when the ICFTHS website (www.voodoolily.co.uk) capsized
suddenly and mysteriously. Sources close to the pair of aces claim
this is due to a download avalanche of the newly-upped Nikon Driver
'Dark You Out' podcast. Services are expected to remain down until the
financially-challenged duo can pay their assorted creditors…
Meanwhile, sources close to the ICFTHS HQ have complained that they've
been kept awake by the scritch-scratching of sharpened pencils and/or
heads for most of the month, fuelling speculation that the event is to
be marked in some as yet undreamt-of fashion. When asked about these
fevered rumours, our reporter was taken aside, showed some blueprints,
rendered speechless, and has since left journalism for a job swimming
with naked dolphins.
Confronted with this total absence of facts, prudent hedonists will no
doubt avail themselves of an early arrival in order to make sure they
are not left bereft of a date with hyperbole. This irresponsible news
source has no qualms in suggesting saturday may be the most
anticipated going-away party in the history of going away. The deejays
are reportedly unsure as to whether this is a compliment or insult.
Believed attending at time of writing: BONDE DE ROLE, ANAVAN, THE
BLOOD BROTHERS, THE BLOW, HOT CHIP, TIGARAH, THE RAPTURE, PROFESSOR
MURDER, OUTKAST, DJ MEHDI, DANANANANACKROYD, CANSEI DE SER SEXY,
PEACHES, BEST FWENDS, YOUNG & RESTLESS, LES GEORGES LENINGRAD, DANDI
WIND, TEKI LATEX, FEDERATION, THE RAPTURE, SPANK ROCK, KEVIN BLECHDOM,
EDU-K, SEBASTIAN, HOLLYWOOD HOLT, THE KLAXONS, THESE NEW PURITANS,
AARON LACRATE, CHICKS ON SPEED, BEENIE MAN, FLOSSTRADAMUS, BRAZILIAN
GIRLS, THE KNIFE, YELLE, KELIS, MATT AND KIM, SIMIAN MOBILE DISCO,
TEAM SHADETEK, THE GOSSIP, MR.FLASH & TTC, JUSTICE, HANIN ELIAS,
SUPERSYSTEM, DOES IT OFFEND YOU, YEAH?, TEDDYBEARS, DA ANIMANIAKZ, LEO
MINOR, PRINTED CIRCUIT, PARA ONE, MSTRKRFT, REVL9N, D4L, MICKEY
AVALON, MOTOR, PONI HOAX, VAN SHE, HOLY HAIL, LULLABYE ARKESTRA, ZOMBI
and JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.
It Came From The Sea have publicly thanked the management and staff at
B'Lo for an underground summer they're unlikely to forget in a hurry,
and have promised to bring the pain – one – more – time. Be there or
go nowhere.
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kicking_k
Nikon Driver
PS: As the wise will already be advised, ICFTHS/OCT marks the relaunch
of the club at the Komedia. More news soon, but even veterans should
probably double-up on underwear, because it's going to be
UNPRECEDENTED.
PPS: This geographical move will coincide with a temporal sidestep as,
from the October date on, the club relocates to the second Friday of
the month. This is in compliance with all-new EU guidelines to
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