BARBELITH underground
 

Subcultural engagement for the 21st Century...
Barbelith is a new kind of community (find out more)...
You can login or register.


A hundred years ago, I was a....

 
  

Page: 1(2)

 
 
Triplets
21:50 / 18.08.06
Meet the world, save the world!

Travel the world, meet interesting people, transform into a cannon, and kill them!
 
 
Kiltartan Cross
22:12 / 18.08.06
a)

Odds are from family history I'd've been weaving in Edinburgh, mining in Durham or stuck in the army. But I'd've loved to be designing steam turbines for battleships*, because giant lumps of steel designed to kill people are cool.

b)

Armed with the knowledge of a vast number of twentieth / twenty-first century songs, I'd try to pass them off as my own. At least some ought to stick.

I'd also write stunningly predictive sf, speculating on such wacky theories as continental drift, genetic information transmission using a double helix structure, the potential of a global information network using distributed data packets, the possible existence of a ninth planet (and companion), rocketry, rotary-wings, hovercraft, jet engines, television, radar, the nuclear structure of the atom**, quarks, the real size of the galaxy and/or universe, the CMB and Big Bang... and I'd also have to speculate on whichever weirdness had taken me there in the first place. Sounds like great fun, although I might find myself bending the truth a little when it came to nuclear fission.

*which would then be one year old, having just rendered triple-expansion engines obsolete.
**I think I'd just be beating Rutherford on that one. Might be fairer just to leave him to it.
 
 
gingerbop
22:14 / 18.08.06
I would be a very junior circus apprentice. My family would have disowned me, my skills would be laughed at, I'd be sent out selling tickets every day, and be in the big-top every night with the popcorn cart.

Afternoons I might shift the elephant shit away from the performers caravans, and a bit closer to my own. Any time I got a bit of training in, I'd be beaten with a stick and told not to be such a wuss.

I'd live in a dirty, ramshackle gypsy caravan pulled by a shetland pony, but if I was lucky I might be somewhere nice like Skegness for the week. Ahh, nostalgia...
 
 
Kevin Marks
08:09 / 19.08.06
Something I realised when my sons were born in 1995 and 1996 was that a hundred years earlier they'd have been conscripted for World War One.
So I showed them Blackadder Goes Forth this year.
 
 
imaginary mice
14:01 / 19.08.06
I guess I would be married to someone I didn't love, have loads of children and spend all day cleaning and cooking.

But at least I wouldn't spend Saturday afternoons searching internet dating sites. And I wouldn't go clubbing on my own in the hope of meeting someone.

Where's a tardis when you need one?
 
 
Shrug
14:18 / 19.08.06
If I'd been around in 1906, I think I probably would've succumbed to the consumption by now (and not while residing in a romantic, interesting, Magic Mountain-esque sanitorium either). Although maybe I'd be less liable to illness if I was brought up out in the fresh air (instead of couped up watching Home and Away and eating spaghetti-oes). I'm sure I would've died of something horrible anyway.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
15:41 / 19.08.06
Where's a tardis when you need one?

If you only knew how many times I say that on a day-to-day basis....

And Shrug, I like your fatalism. It's nice to think we might have all lived healthily in this time period, but more of us would be dead than we care to think.
 
 
astrojax69
06:27 / 20.08.06
in 1906 i'd 've been very young.

prob'ly have gone into a trade, i guess - s'what ya did, old man was a butcher, 'is father before 'im; prob'ly signed up gone to gallipoli eight years later, whatever i did.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:22 / 20.08.06
I know it's cheating, but I'd be completely honest with everyone about my time-travelling nature. Then when they asked me about the future I'd lie about EVERYTHING.

Back to the topic, though, it appears that not only was the industry in which I work alive back then, but so was the actual company. But I'm nuggered if I'm gonna put the effort into travelling backwards through time just to do the same job.

Hmm. As my dad was a vicar, I'd probably have ended up being one myself, or at least something in the church. Or something in the sciences, which really doesn't seem like me somehow.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:24 / 20.08.06
(note- I am aware of the typo in my previous post, but have decided that I actually rather like the word "nuggered").
 
 
Axolotl
18:43 / 20.08.06
Well judging from my family history I'd be living the life of a dirt poor farmer, or maybe if I was really lucky a carpenter's apprentice, either way probably being killed in WWI.
But if we're talking about time travel, I'd use my knowledge of future technology to become a Doc Savage style science-adventurer, commit acts of derring do and fly places in my anachronistic steam-powered seaplane.
 
 
modern maenad
12:35 / 21.08.06
ooh, I'm oscillating (Wildly) between Gin soaked something and crazy uppity Suffragettes. Though given my leanings towards psychoanalysis I'd guess I'd be one or other side of the couch, though given the gender politics of the day its anyone's guess which one.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
12:55 / 21.08.06
Did your job, your life, your way of being exist a hundred years ago? What would you have been in 1906?

Er, president of Chile, actually.
 
 
***
19:20 / 21.08.06
Looking back at family history, I'd probably be a farmworker on a smallholding in Cork. Unmarried if I could get away with it, a reasonable fiddler and a bit of a loner. Either that or a nun or perhaps a raving madwoman if things like that breed true.

I think it's fair likely I'd have been caught up in the war of independence too, not so much as a militant but as someone who'd shelter people. If that wasn't the end of me, the TB in the 20s might well have done the trick too.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
20:02 / 21.08.06
I would have been Angela Brazil.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
04:08 / 22.08.06
I believe Quark Xpress was still on version 2 100 years ago, so I could probably have done what I'm doing now quite comfortably.
 
 
lekvar
05:53 / 22.08.06
Possibly, but you could easily lose a finger in one of those steam-powered computers. Better to work prepress, hand-drawing half-tone dots.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
01:38 / 23.08.06
Such are the risks of the print-clacker's trade...
 
 
grant
15:57 / 23.08.06
Workwise, what I do now was alive and well then -- essentially, making up the news. Maybe even for a paper with the same name -- some of Edgar Allan Poe's most interesting stuff took the form of hoax stories for the New York Sun about thrilling balloon adventures and the like. (I'm not sure if that Sun survived into the 1900s, but the tradition was still alive.)

Then, as now, it didn't pay for shit.

I think travel as a what, hobby? Thing to do with vacations? didn't exist then as now, although I have a couple memoirs of long road trips (one by motor from NY to California, another by wagon across South Africa). I may have done some traveling, but am not sure -- I'm very much a stick-in-the-mud in some ways, and the idea of packing trunks for a three-month excursion into places with no running water or steady food supply is a little daunting if you're not wealthy enough to afford a fleet of Xocs.

My family being what it is, if I tracked up the timeline on my father's side, my life would be pretty similar to what it is now (his grandfather was a colonial immigrant from Scotland to South Africa, where he worked in newspapers). On my mother's side, it'd be radically different -- I'd probably be speaking German and hiring fleets of Xocs, or else (mother's mother's side), I'd be *really* big in dirt, with little hope of ever leaving the farm (and not much of even every seeing the ocean). German aristocrats and Boer farmers.

I'm concerned with travel in part because hey, wasn't the Titanic grand? and I really like going places, but also because I have an international, transracial family. My two youngest would *definitely* run into some cultural problems pretty much everywhere I'd wind up -- although I suspect in the short run, we'd be better off with the Boers than with the American urban media (given the Chinese Exclusion Acts that were underway, and anti-Chinese riots in California) and the cosmopolitan German snobs (who viewed my grandfather's marriage to a white South African as a crime against the purity of the family's bloodline). The Boers, ironically, feel to me like they'd be the most likely to sort of scratch their heads and leave us alone. Of course, the future would be fucking miserable there.

I'm even afraid Florida (where I live now) at the time wouldn't be that much better, although it might be. It was a former Confederacy state with all the racial legacy that entails, but it was also still very much a frontier. The Seminoles, actually, were probably the most-established (and least persecuted) of the so-called "tri-racial isolate" groups, in part because they lived way the heck out in mosquito-infested swamps.

Hmm. In 1906, I think Palm Beach was being established as a wealthy enclave for Gilded Age millionaires (Henry Morrison Flagler of the FEC Railroad built the city, more or less), but there were Indian trading posts not far from the island. Where I now live would be fairly rugged swamp, I think.
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
16:20 / 23.08.06
Likely I would be tending bar at the familly tavern in upstate NY. Of course when WWI rolled around I would have been a bit old to enlist, but when WWII came I would be in my 60s, just old enough to either start breaking codes with my above average math skills or die from one of the families traditional strokes.

YAY!
 
 
grant
17:05 / 23.08.06
Aviation in 1906, by the way. Not just dirigibles, but the birth of fixed wing aircraft in a couple places at once. More here.

I love this stuff.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
17:19 / 23.08.06
A fleet of Xocs? How very dare you! I am unique, Freiherr von Grant.
 
  

Page: 1(2)

 
  
Add Your Reply