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So, this is really just an immature bit of LR whingein', but but but, has anyone seen this, on ITV (UK)?
Fucking hell.
Right, imagine Walking with Dinosaurs etc, except, instead of being a nature documentary, it's a documentary where Nigel Marvin tries to create a prehistoric safari park by going back through time (never explained, although I guess that's not so important) and capturing various wooly rhinoceros, T-rex and so on.
And putting them in a field guarded by woefully inadequate wooden fences, which several of the animals are quite obviously taller than. By like, five feet.
There is a jolly Georgie ranger called Bob. Bob constructs a pretend triceratops out of a tractor and some tires so that Terence (yes) the Teenage Triceratops can have something to practice charging on. Because he's moody, see? Perhaps he wouldn't be moody if you hadn't whisked him away from his loving herd, you sick bastards.
So they march around the prehistoric, camera crew and all, acting badly...they take the animals back to the future and call the mammoth "Martha" and stuff and...and...the sound effect for the pterodactyls is blatantly the traditional "hawk" sound...
The real question is, am I just a sad, sad fuck? Or am I justified? The actual animals look good, I just don't see the point in surrounding them with all this Nigel Marvin shite which they obviously don't have the budget to do properly...that nad several other dodgy bits. |
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