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Welcome To The Caribbean, Love: A Late Shift Extravaganza

 
  

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Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:08 / 18.07.06


Savvy?
 
 
COG
23:14 / 18.07.06
How loose are his trousers?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:19 / 18.07.06
Pretty snug and comfortable, with room to manouevre.
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
23:27 / 18.07.06
Pirate them, eh?


Avast, me hearties!
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:37 / 18.07.06
So how are we all, on this fine eve?
 
 
Spatula Clarke
23:49 / 18.07.06
I am too fucking hot. And - while we're on the subject of pirates (for a change) - thinking I should probably try to get into the phenomenon that is One Piece now, before Fox shut down all the fansubbers so that the only available translation is their butchered one.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:53 / 18.07.06
Oooh, exciting pirate animation! It really is too hot, isn't it? I mean, no matter how much everyone is saying it, it bears repeating. I wasn't built for this. I'm not a person who owns shorts.

I played ye olde KOTOR recently, had been wanting to talk to you about it! I don't know what about exacty, now, but I am slightly ashamed that I completed it in... two days. Was pretty impressed for the most part, though, even with the obvious faults.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
00:02 / 19.07.06
It's quite a nice game, isn't it? The illusion of freedom is fairly successful - it's only when you step back and think about it that you realise you've got absolutely no say in how the storyline's going to progress (other than in one of two directions).

It's also one of those games that seems, when you look back on it, to rely far too heavily on the whole dialogue tree thing. But that might just be ebcause of the interview with David Braben in this month's Edge. Dude's saying some great things about imparting info to the player through other means - incrteased potential for subtleties of animation being the big one. Having far more information imparted to the player through things other than speech - gives the example of NPCs looking towards the nearest door if they start getting nervous. His comments there really show current console and PC-based RPGs up for the embarrassments they are.

But anyway. Were you good or evil? And have you got Chibi Robo yet?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:16 / 19.07.06
It's definitely the best Star Wars game I've ever played, purely through the fact it distances itself from it in a sense and is free to give it a more traditional game structure (the "getting various artifacts from various places marked on your map device" thing, with a couple of surprises thrown in) as well as having all the really awesome things about Star Wars they seem to usually try and avoid in games (my own ship! My own crew! Strangely like the Millenium Falcon! etc, they really capture those key things, and it's great because of it).

The thing I found most annoying about the game was just hoooow much I was having to run around! Although I was simultaneously impressed with how large the game world was, or seemed. It certainly succeeded in sucking me in, at any rate (although at first, I almost fucked the whole thing of, the starting sections didn't do anything for me at all and I died on what I thought was the tutorial!).

I was most surprised by the combat, because I had no idea it was like that and had imagined it was a more Zelda-like interface. I'm still not sure I ever got the hang of it fully.

The dialogue trees actually reminded me of Monkey Island, with the Dark Side purely being a temptation to snark and insult people all the time. I accidentally went off a bit dark, and then back to the light when because I just had to make the girl fall in love with me with my hilarious flirting. I couldn't help it. I am weak. (There's certainly not much wiggle room involved with those choices, in how you play it, but thinking about that... to put such programming on such a hugr world must be a feat of programming of such boggling proportions I can kind of see why it is the way it is). I kept thinking something would be more comple than it was (for example, I kept thinking people were double crossing me at the Sith academy, but they never were).

I think the game looked pretty nice in parts, too. I don't know where graphics are at now, but it seemed to do what it was supposed to, with some nice light effects, and some nice foliage and grass. The other annoying bit - for me - was people kept side tracking me when I just wanted to GET ON WITH IT, but thats just a lack of patience really.

I have no chibi robo? Do I need it? Do I? Did you ever get mario DS? I think you might have been right about it. It feels a bit like a greatest hits nostalgia package with no real... like it's empty.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:20 / 19.07.06
Apologies for the spelling. Let us blame the rum. Arr, etc.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
00:32 / 19.07.06
You know, the Dark Side stuff really let me down quite badly. I was trying to play it all twisted and pantomime eeeevil, but it kept sticking a great big STOP sign in front of me. Like the Jedi trainee who's killed her master - I was going to lie through my teeth to her, pretend to be friendly, get her onside, then slowly start twisting the knife, start working her over to the Dark. But I couldn't because, the game couldn't tell the difference between me saying something as a lie and saying it as the truth - not unless it had LIE written before the specific dialogue option I wanted to choose - and trying to enact my plan would gain me Light Side points.

So I killed her. Meh.

Chibi is very good. It's a bit 'work as play', which I thinbk you'd like - that's a large portion of Animal Crossing in a nutshell, really. Ther's something addictive and soothing about being a tiny rechargable robot, cleaning up a house and bringing a broken family back together again. It's just a really nice, sweet storyline - the sort that only Nintendo can do, the sort that gets damned as childish by imbeciles who haven't the intelligence or patience to look beneath the surface. Helping a little girl who's spent the last few years of her life pretending to be a frog because she can't cope with her parents' dysfunctional marriage - dude, only Nintendo can take that and turn it into a fairy tale.

Didn't get New Mario Bros yet. I did get the Japanese version of Yoshi's Island, though, which looks *stunning* on my... ahem... brand new TV ;]
 
 
Spatula Clarke
00:35 / 19.07.06
I away to bed. Night!
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
00:39 / 19.07.06
I almost bought Chibi Robo, but I was informed that there's a constant time limit, my most despised video game cliche. How's that work out?

There need to be more pirate games.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:39 / 19.07.06
Yeah, those choices basically amount to knowing what the game engine will respond to as good or evil, rather than any actual choice. You never get to really decide, the game lets you know, pretty much. I still think if it were otherwise it would be quite a feat (and to be honest, it scares me somewhat, because I'm the type of person who wants to see everything in a game - I don't want to miss out on anything. So a game that responds to everything... it makes me fearful!) It's an interesting area, though. (I was sad I didn't get to kill Carth, but is that just because I went Dark later on because it was near the end and thought I'd see how it went both ways?).

What you say about Chibi Robo just makes me think Nintendo really really are just the Miyazaki of video games. No bad thing, obviously.

I never completed Yoshis Island, you know! I got bored. Yeah, you heard.

Is your new TV exciting? Is it 500 foot high?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:41 / 19.07.06
Ack! I reply too late, yet again!

I would agree about the lack of pirate games, but then I think "Aah, Monkey Island, maybe you are all that's required".

I love you, Guybrush.
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
00:49 / 19.07.06
Monkey Island's great, but I want some bloodthirsty pillaging on the high seas, Blackbeard-style.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:52 / 19.07.06
Ahoy Maytees!

"I found my wife on the ocean"

"Seafarer?"

"Well, she aint ugly!"
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
00:58 / 19.07.06
Ahoy! Get the grog out, mates!
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:59 / 19.07.06
This rum is really more-ish. Like crack.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:00 / 19.07.06
or Dudley?
 
 
iamus
01:06 / 19.07.06
Fuck! Randy was in a Lateshift and I missed him?

The last time that happened I threatened to plinth him in the goolies and he slunk off. I think he was getting all uptight about cheese.

Anyway..... Salutations!

Suedey you bastard, if that isn't a lovely Captain Jack. I was going to do one but I might not now. I might draw pretty gurls instead.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:08 / 19.07.06
Oh, AND LOOK WHO IT IS TURNING UP LATE.

Yes, I know it's a late shift. But still.
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
01:09 / 19.07.06
Kinda rum you on tonight, Suedey? I ran out of lime juice and I'm too lazy to make up a cocktail, so I've switched to beer.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:10 / 19.07.06
Why, I'm dabbling with some Captain Morgans. With ice.

But I've run out of ice.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:10 / 19.07.06
I have water. I'l bow my head in shame.
 
 
iamus
01:10 / 19.07.06
"I auditioned my wife for my new movie"


"Jocasta?"



"Yes, but only in a cameo role."




BAM!
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:11 / 19.07.06
I told you you were like Keggers, Meliamus.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:12 / 19.07.06
Hey, I at least had the decentcy to stay with the pirate theme for my puns!
 
 
iamus
01:13 / 19.07.06
I have saliva.


But I did see Pirates yesterday, so the taste of brine is still thick on my palate.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:13 / 19.07.06
There was nothing decent about any of these puns, you punning bastards! yaaar arrr, etc and the like.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:15 / 19.07.06
I thought you said salvia, for a second. That stuff is weird. Or just a simple herb, according to somebody who wished to lecture me and my friends on how it didn't do anything and had never actually smoked it and believed she was a bookcase.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:17 / 19.07.06
*Trying not to make a "Bookcase? Was she stacked?" joke.
 
 
iamus
01:17 / 19.07.06
I smoked shite salvia.

My lungs were already a bit fucked, so all I could concentrate on was the burning sensation in my chest and the coughing. I think I need to go proper like, next time.
 
 
iamus
01:19 / 19.07.06
Keggers.

If you were trying not to, you failed miserably.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:19 / 19.07.06
I was all "it's not doing anything", then drifted off in to a dream where I saw tiny people on the floor, then woke up and looked up to my friends and said "oh, it did work? Let me try that again..."
 
  

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