I think the 8 and a half hour wanker must have been a woman... or Sting. That's gotta give you some mad cramp, hasn't it? I don't think the film will be much to write home about though, all the interesting stuff will be blurred out. And what's the difference between a mass-wank and an orgy? Helping others or penetration? Is it legal? And is anyone here going to go along and have a tug (or rub)?
Turns out a good friend of mine participated in this... I shouldn't be surprised, really. It seemed like the kind of thing he'd do... When it's on telly, if he's visible, I'll let you all know which one he is!