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Wank-a-thon

 
 
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09:09 / 18.07.06
This is a wind-up, isn't it? Nothing on the C4 website. If so, I would love to think it's a disgruntled Guardian staffer on his last day.
 
 
Smoothly
09:49 / 18.07.06
I think it's real.

You hoping for a vigorous and wide-ranging discussion about this, cube? (Or are we just knocking out a load of tepid wanking puns?)
 
 
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10:04 / 18.07.06
No, not really, I suppose, it's more of a heads-up... err, no, I mean I'm just putting it out for everyone to see. No, umm.. oh, I give up.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:45 / 18.07.06
EIGHT AND A HALF HOURS???

Crikey.
 
 
Brigade du jour
15:08 / 18.07.06
I think my personal best was nine ...
 
 
Smoothly
15:15 / 18.07.06
There must be a fine line between lasting for 8+ hours and not really wanking.
 
 
Sniv
15:44 / 18.07.06
I think the 8 and a half hour wanker must have been a woman... or Sting. That's gotta give you some mad cramp, hasn't it? I don't think the film will be much to write home about though, all the interesting stuff will be blurred out. And what's the difference between a mass-wank and an orgy? Helping others or penetration? Is it legal? And is anyone here going to go along and have a tug (or rub)?
 
 
Jackie Susann
21:38 / 18.07.06
And what's the difference between a mass-wank and an orgy?

The general rule at j/o clubs I've been to is no lips below the hips.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:00 / 16.08.06
Turns out a good friend of mine participated in this... I shouldn't be surprised, really. It seemed like the kind of thing he'd do... When it's on telly, if he's visible, I'll let you all know which one he is!
 
 
Ganesh
21:06 / 16.08.06
OMG TEH CHOAS MAGES R00L!1
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:24 / 16.08.06
Hehe. No, I think he's more just into exposing his bits to the public gaze than anything "350t3r1c". Fuck it, he gets a kick out of it... why not?
 
 
Alex's Grandma
02:12 / 17.08.06
But what if he can't 'get wood' on national television, and his Mum's watching?
 
  
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