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This Thread Will Change Your Life

 
  

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D Terminator XXXIII
18:33 / 16.07.06
I love my shelf.

I really really do.

Do you love your shelf?
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
18:40 / 16.07.06
Try imagining how funny this thread (and your hi-lairious username) is when you're not high any more.
'Not even the tiniest wee bit' is right.
 
 
Spaniel
18:47 / 16.07.06
What does bambling mean? Does it make matters worse?
 
 
D Terminator XXXIII
19:15 / 16.07.06
å = [orr] phonetically. Read it as.

My shelf is a beautiful thing. Which doesn't, and never has, contain/ed any substances illegal.
I love my shelf.
 
 
Spaniel
19:22 / 16.07.06
I'm glad I now know how to pronounce it, but I still don't know what it means.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
19:26 / 16.07.06
God, at the risk of annoying Ganesh, has there been a fire at the local loony bin this weekend or something? Do the staff know you, 33 and Morpheus are out?
 
 
D Terminator XXXIII
19:26 / 16.07.06
You're welcome that you now know. It's a play on Bumble, a part of a name that I used until I found out someone else was using a similar suit - bumble bee att - and decided to brush it up with letters that you don't have, to avoid confusion.

There's no confusion that I love my shelf.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
19:27 / 16.07.06
Oh, and PM on the way to Tom as well.
 
 
D Terminator XXXIII
19:28 / 16.07.06
Is this not the convo? Where matters of importance and portance can be discussed?
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
19:36 / 16.07.06
I'd rather talk about your choice of user name idiot. I should have realised when you said you liked The Machinist, what kind of inhuman monster are you?
 
 
D Terminator XXXIII
19:39 / 16.07.06
So. My username offends? Be offended, it's my suit. And I could easily defend it vehemently but this is not the thread to do it in. I love my suit. As I love etc.
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
19:41 / 16.07.06
Me, I'm more prone to shelf-abuse then delusions of shelf importance.
 
 
Char Aina
19:48 / 16.07.06
woah, idiot?
dude, isnt the borrmbling one gay?
if so, don't you think you should apologise for your tone?
i think you should at least check before dusting off the cattleprod and sambok, dont you?

i'll say whatever the fuck i want about my own sexuality(etc) and i reckon you should be happy to let me.
you can do the same.
you should allow others to do so as well.


please, mr B, explain your name a bit so we can see context.
 
 
The Falcon
19:51 / 16.07.06
That's rather what I'd thought, toksik, but it raises some interesting questions. Also, why was Kneel to The Båmbling Gay Man acceptable and this not?
 
 
D Terminator XXXIII
19:59 / 16.07.06
Yeah. Me = Big Fat Homo.

Lick My Plums, Bitch must be rolling in her grave or burning in Shelf-Awaria
 
 
D Terminator XXXIII
20:01 / 16.07.06
(and the 'fat' part was not to be taken literally as I'm quite slim, thank ye)
 
 
D Terminator XXXIII
20:02 / 16.07.06
(neither, regrettably, big)
 
 
The Falcon
20:04 / 16.07.06
Howth the girth?
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
20:05 / 16.07.06
Ahh.. I bet you've got a great rack really.
 
 
D Terminator XXXIII
20:07 / 16.07.06
Doesn't even begin to compare to my shelf.
 
 
Glandmaster
20:16 / 16.07.06
Oh, and PM on the way to Tom as well.

Im sure no one cares but the mighty ones beady peepers read that as, 'Hi all, Im the turd in the punch bowl.'

Any way getting back on topic _gasp_ this reputable healer agrees. I have got through some fucked up times by literally giving myself a big hug and big love.

No one else has stepped up to the task...
 
 
Char Aina
20:30 / 16.07.06
you have such good arms i thought you didnt need any help.
 
 
Char Aina
20:33 / 16.07.06
oh and....

dude, isnt the borrmbling one gay?
if so, don't you think you should apologise for your tone?

so he is.
question stands, then, our lady.

are you going to say sorry?
or do you have an explanation as to why he should be called names and reported to tom for his choice of self identification?
 
 
Triplets
20:35 / 16.07.06
Love others as you would love your shelf.
 
 
Triplets
20:36 / 16.07.06
A message for the world and, perhaps, for Our Lady.
 
 
enrieb
20:37 / 16.07.06
A couple of clams were eating chocolate bars while two fish watched.

"Did you see that?" one fish said, as the clams finished their treat.

"They didn't offer us a single bite!"

"What do you expect?" asked the other fish. "They're two shellfish."

 
 
agvvv
20:49 / 16.07.06
"Try imagining how funny this thread (and your hi-lairious username) is when you're not high any more.
'Not even the tiniest wee bit' is right."

Scrubs, yes?
 
 
Olulabelle
21:41 / 16.07.06
Lady, has your suit been hacked?

Toksik, sometimes you really, really rock.

I love my shelf very very much, even though sometimes it falls down and all my books fall on the floor and I have to rearrange them and in the process I try to make their order make sense again.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:49 / 16.07.06
Worryingly, when Sheena was teething, she committed a rather disturbing act of shelf-harm.
 
 
Olulabelle
21:50 / 16.07.06
Well Stoatie, I think your shelf might be a little low in that case, but that is only my opinion. My shelf opinion.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:58 / 16.07.06
I believe your low shelf opinion is causing you make unsubstantiated attacks on my good shelf. And you know what they say about shelf abuse...
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
22:01 / 16.07.06
You people are shelf-obsessed. Anybody would think you had a screw loose or something.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
22:07 / 16.07.06
I don't want.
Anybody else.
When I think about you, I touch my shelf.
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
22:09 / 16.07.06
All by my shelf...Don't wanna be, aaallll byyyy myyyy shellllllfff...
 
 
Olulabelle
22:12 / 16.07.06
Flyboy, put your shelf away. It's rude to expose your shelf to people you don't really know.
 
  

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