I know I passed someone from near Inverness recently, but that might have been you. Any likelihood you'll be visiting us in the urban belt? We have bunting we can put out for you (well, I keep meaning to buy some for Thatcher's funeral, but it'd be a good excuse).
i wouldnt go camping with him, 'bop.
i wouldnt, because i dont want awkward conversations speckled with urban truth about homosexuals taking over all the shops.
Even before I look at the link, I can tell you in Inverness at least, it is true. I left home 2 years ago, and in my absence, my entire circle of friends have turned gay. I believe Inverness to now be gayer than Soho. Good stuff.
It's not just Inverness the whole Highlands are gay. I was just up the other week and got a shock when my folks sat me down to come out (well shocked about my mum I always had my suspicions and my dad).