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Book of the Damned -- the Barbeversion

 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
20:49 / 07.07.06
I've been reading a lot of Charles Fort lately and it made me wonder: how many of you have had interesting, disturbing, bizarre experiences in your lives? Do they still occur? What are they?

I've had a few; they mostly happened to me when I was small. I've seen footprints imprint themselves neatly onto a dirt road with no one around. I've been rapped on the head in the dead of night. I've heard things outside my windows, snuffling, growling, and they sounded huge.

Oh yeah, and we already covered the UFO.

So, Barbelith, let's write our own Book of the Damned.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
20:55 / 07.07.06
I've heard things outside my windows, snuffling, growling

Yeah. Sorry about that. I had a few hours to kill before my flight.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
20:57 / 07.07.06
Oh, Flyboy, you silly thing. Already with the threadrot.
 
 
unbecoming
21:02 / 07.07.06
I was once walking down the street in Edinburgh when a squirrel fell from the sky, inches from my face.

Though this is probably explicable, it was still really weird.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
21:04 / 07.07.06
Was it dead? Or alive?
 
 
unbecoming
21:10 / 07.07.06
it was alive and scurried away but judging by the height it must have fallen from, i fear for the poor creature's health.
 
 
Dead Megatron
21:32 / 07.07.06
Ok, I have a little funny story:

Years ago, when I was a little lad (about 8 or 9 years old), I had one very, very heavy 3-D picture ("holographic", we called them back in the 80s) hanging from the wall over my bed (a gift from one of my dad's business trip). It was a very poorly made holographic image, 99% of the time all you could see was a pitch black picture (you had to be very close and in a very funny angle to see anything at all), but that was all right, I liked my cool black portrait.

Well, one night, it was about 5 a.m. i had a strange dream with my grandpa, who had died a few months earlier. I don't remember much, only him shouting at me angrily: Wake up anf get out of bed!!!). Immediately i woke up.

Normally, when I wake up before waking up time - in those days as well as now - I usually stay on my bed, staring at the wall, thinking about life and waiting for the alarm clock to go off. That day, though, I felt an urge to get up and go take a lok out the window to sse if there was "something interestnig going on" (which, obviously, there was not).

Ok, here's the weird part: five seconds after i got up (and it was five seconds for real, not just a figure of speech) I heard a loud bumping noise and looked back at my bed.

Over the pillow, in the exactly spot where my little child head would be, the holo-pic laid. It had falled from the wall and it would have caused serious damage had I been where I should have been.

So, there it is. Not the most weird tale ever, I admit, but hey, to be spared from head trauma by the ghost of a dead relative in a dream is... a tale worth of this thread, I hope.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
21:41 / 07.07.06
I think it qualifies.

I'm just waiting to see who's had a rain of fishes, or what not.
 
 
Dead Megatron
21:42 / 07.07.06
God, yes, me too
 
 
Lugue
22:07 / 07.07.06
I've heard things outside my windows, snuffling, growling, and they sounded huge.

I can relate.

But then you find out it's a sprinkler, and the dream is dead.
 
 
iamus
22:15 / 07.07.06
I had a Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey poster on my wall when I was wee.

I once woke up and thought the Grim Reaper was standing at the end of my bed.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
22:19 / 07.07.06
Hang on a second, aren't there bears in North America?
 
 
sTe
22:24 / 07.07.06
Just reading barbelith and looked over to the idiot box to see someone complaining of an arse candling! (now this may be a common expression/activity but I have never personally heard the phrase outside these hallowed halls).

Also just came back two days early from camping in the wilds due to my SO having a feeling something was wrong and we should go home, only for the car to break down approaching our hometown, had we stayed longer we had planned to travel up some crazy coastal so called roads where we probably would have been ravaged by wild beasts or etc.
 
 
stabbystabby
22:53 / 07.07.06
i always pick up my phone and look at it a few seconds before it rings, though that's pretty common.

When i'm visiting my mother, we often launch into the same sentence, about the same topic, out of nowhere. and I'll often call her the same time she tries to call me - and we only speak once a month.
 
 
unbecoming
22:55 / 07.07.06
I've just remembered another one actually.

Back in my teenaged years, me and two friends took a trip to my Father's partner's Hut in a small north west scotland fishing village. This location had already been the site of a couple of strange occurances:

The first was an occasion when my Father and his SO went swimming in a local pool formation. The water up there is dangerously cold in the winter months and after a while of swimming my Father decided to leave the water for fear of pneumonia. At thiis point his SO seemed gripped by a strange affectation and an ecstatic refusal to leave the water. This might not seem strange if you don't know this person, who is usually very calm and collected and very aware of such dangers.

The next occurance was when i was sitting alone in the hut one night and became very aware of the deafening silence that radiated from this remote location, then, above the silence i could percieve the sound of haunting pipes beimg played. To be honest, i'm pretty sure there is a good explenation for that one but it added to an overall picture in my perception that this place was decidedly spooky and had a very weird ambience.

Anyway, when we went up to visit again, we planned to have a good time far form the bright lights of the city and stayed up late drinking some wine in the hut. One of my friends began to act strangely, which is not entirely unusual for him, but this time, seemingly affected by the place, he was much more excited than usual.
The first sign of this was when he set fire to one of the beds through neglegence, which is unlike him. Later, he asked me to walk down by the shore in the pitch dark, which we did. As soon as my friend caught sight of the shore in the torchlight, he was gripped by something i can't explain; he became absolutely vehement that we should go right up to the water line.
He grabbed my hand and began to run full tilt through the darkness towards the water. I was being dragged along by the hand, stumbling over rocks and struggling to keep my balance. At one point i remember catching my friends face with the torchlight and catching his face and eyes like in one of those red eye photos where you can actually see someone's retinas. Suddenly we were knee deep in water and luckily, the shock of this seemed to knock my friend from his bizzare state of mind, and we were able to return to the hut to dry off.

It was a really weird experience and a very frightening one but after recounting it it actually seems quite tame and free form fortean weirdness. However, for me my friend was either possesed or suffering some strange ambient psychic effect from the location.
I still call this my "fairy" story because of its relation to a poem The Stolen Child by Yeats, which we found after the event.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
23:27 / 07.07.06
I correctly identified a Tarot card picked randomly out of a pack and held so I couldn't see it in a drama class once. But I haven't been able to do it again, not that I've tried. And I took a random "guess the picture" psychic test online and scored 80%.

My record so far is so good that I'm not going to try anything like that again, and hang on to the illusion that I have mad telepathy skillz.
 
 
Spaniel
08:31 / 08.07.06
Well, I can shoot lazers from my eyes.
 
 
ORA ORA ORA ORAAAA!!
13:51 / 08.07.06
I once was at a friend's house and we found her brother's padlocked case full of drugs and money, which was one of those push-button combination deals. I pressed four buttons and it popped open, which amazed all who were there, including me.
 
 
Olulabelle
14:10 / 08.07.06
I dream things quite a lot. One example is this:

I dreamt that I was flying in a big city and I saw a particular kind of house with velux windows in the roof. I flew down and looked in the windows and I could see a bed in the centre of the room and The Beautiful Man was in it.

At the time I had never been to The Beautiful Man's house and he had not described it to me in any way. Then when I went to visit for the first time I found out that it was exactly the same house as I had visited in my dream.

Exactly.
 
 
Spaniel
15:14 / 08.07.06
Frog, that was my teenage fantasy, although in my fantasy I got to keep the case.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
17:07 / 08.07.06
Hang on a second, aren't there bears in North America?

There are, indeed, but I have a feeling bears aren't particularly urban. If they are, then that's whole 'nother category of weird.
 
 
Sylvia
21:44 / 08.07.06
Hang on a second, aren't there bears in North America?

There are, indeed, but I have a feeling bears aren't particularly urban. If they are, then that's whole 'nother category of weird.


Actually, depending on where you live, they can be quite common. I know people in Vancouver who've had to scare black bears away from their garages and some towns in Northern Manitoba have to put up with polar bear herds every once in a while. There's a lot of parkland in my city of roughly a million people, and we don't see bears but deer have gotten lost in my backyard. So it could be a bear or other wild animal, depending on where you live, but it's more fun to pretend it's a hideous monstrosity lurking the window.

I have friends who've claimed to have all manner of bizzare hauntings happen to them but the closest thing I've ever gotten was a memory of seeing a silvery floating sphere outside the window for a few seconds when I was about 10. I wish I could remember whether I just dreamt it or not.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
17:27 / 09.07.06
Given the location of my city and the closest approximation of the nearest "forest"--and I say that because Atlanta LOVES to tear anything resembling nature down and put condos there instead--I am going to stick with hideous monstrosity. Not bears. Because that would be one very very lost bear.
 
 
stabbystabby
21:04 / 09.07.06
"polar bear herds" just sounds awesome. I'd love to look out my bedroom window and watch the migrating polar bears.....
 
 
Liger Null
22:37 / 09.07.06
When I was in college I tempted karma by stealing a fingerbone from a dilapidated biological skeleton that was being used as a prop for the drawing classes. I gave the bone to a hippie friend of mine to sew to a leather pouch he was making for me.

Said hippie friend soaked the bone in coffee to stain it to a nice warm ivory color. Unfortunately, he forgot that the coffee was for soaking and not for drinking, and accidentally took a sip from the cup. When I talked to him the next day he told me about this vivid dream he had that night about being out on a beautiful stretch of beach, having a nice conversation with a pretty young islander girl and her family.

About a week or so later I was talking to the sculpture major who had packed the skeleton away after classes were over, I commented on how small the skull was and asked if it was that of a child. He said no, that according to the label on the box, the skeleton was that of an eighteen-year-old Polynesian female.

My hippie friend had dabbled in ritual shamanism in his youth, and I like to think that he had escorted the girl's spirit home.

It's much better than thinking that one night I'm going to wake up to see a horrific apparition standing at the foot of my bed, holding a pair of garden shears and demanding an even exchange.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
14:08 / 10.07.06
Now that is a cool and eerie story, Liger. Precisely the sort of thing I'm looking for.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
14:15 / 10.07.06
I am going to stick with hideous monstrosity. Not bears. Because that would be one very very lost bear.

Occam's Razor in full effect!
 
 
Baz Auckland
23:04 / 10.07.06
The only thing like this that has ever happened to me was years ago in a motel in the middle of Copper Canyon in Mexico...

We had been sleeping for a few hours when a friend nudged me awake and said "Andrew, the door's open.". The door leading outisde, which was shut and locked, was standing wide open. So, I got up, shut and locked the door and went back to bed, staring at the doorknob.

Of course, the door then unlocked itself, the doorknob turned, and the door swung open again. The 3 of us, quite naturally, threw a fit, barracaded the door with chairs, and eventually made it back to sleep before dawn.
 
  
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