'Oh my old man's a nihilist,
He wears a nihilist's hat,
he wears gorblimmey trousers,
And goes around commenting on the emptiness of everything and the futility of existence.'
the laughing PC policeman- (it almost scans! almost...)
I know a fat old policeman
He's always on our street
and he likes to correct me
on my ageism and sizeism towards him
he resents my pigeonholing of him
in terms of his job and gender,
rather than seeing hir as a valid
person in hir own right... OI!
A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ooo hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Ooo hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Some talk of Alexander
And some of Hercules
Of Hector and Lysander
And such great names as these.
But of all the world's great heroes,
There's none that can compare Chorus
With a tow, row, row, row, row, row,
To the Barbelith Poster..
