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Worst cosmetic nightmares

 
 
MissGogo
06:11 / 02.07.06
It's monsoon and my dreadlocks start to get mouldy.
 
 
stabbystabby
03:25 / 03.07.06
eep. had to shave off my friend's dread when she got nits, that was fun. there were eggs in there and everything.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
09:49 / 03.07.06
"Summertime and the afro is greasy..."
 
 
stabbystabby
22:41 / 04.07.06
..."fleas are jumpin', and the humidity's high"

ok, it doesn't scan properly. sorry.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:53 / 04.07.06
I used to love my worrying skinniness. Now I have the worrying skinniness still, but it's anchored by a hefty beer gut.

That's just WRONG.
 
 
MissGogo
13:37 / 06.07.06
The ultimate desasters are boob jobs gone wrong...
 
 
Ticker
13:51 / 06.07.06
Yeah no one mentioned that detoxing fasts can lead to heinous evil body acne that scars. Sure I feel better not being a toxic bag of mostly water but....
 
 
RetroChrome
14:00 / 06.07.06
I had lovely feet until recently. I was proud of my feet--painted my toenails, the whole deal.

For the last few weeks, I've forgotten to moisturize and I have troll feet.

They are so dry that they are tearing up my yoga mat. Ick.
 
 
Triplets
14:15 / 06.07.06
toxic bag of mostly water

I heart xk.

Worst so far is forgetting to switch facial cleansers after a few weeks (essential) which caused my skin to look like bean sodden mash potato. How's that for an image? Greatfully my doctorb has prescribed PanOxyl which has done the trick. Yay!
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
14:20 / 06.07.06
My man boobies.
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
16:06 / 06.07.06
I used to love my worrying skinniness. Now I have the worrying skinniness still, but it's anchored by a hefty beer gut.

That's just WRONG.


Same here. I have skinny little arms and legs and a bulbous beer gut. Disturbing, indeed. I would switch to liquor, but it makes me evil.
 
 
Dead Megatron
18:50 / 06.07.06
I do have a rotund gut, but it's not a flacid one, and it kinda fits my overall phenotype, so i can live with it. i still try to diet it away, but i can live with it.

What bothers me about my body is the fact that my body hair is a bit too long, which forces me to trim it every month or so, and it's a mess. Oh, and I wax my back too.

In the end, after all the grooming is made, I don't look soooo bad. But I'd be damned if I had to live in "natural state".
 
  
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