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An important question

Tryphena Absent

23:58 / 27.06.06

If I killed Gordon Ramsay would a court convict me?

Saint Keggers

00:01 / 28.06.06

Would you consider at least waiting until this season's Hell's Kitchen is over?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:18 / 28.06.06

I don't know, but I'd be willing to provide you with an alibi.

And possibly a place to hide out, if that didn't work.

iamus

00:24 / 28.06.06

Use Ainsley Harriott as a diversion.

He's unbelievably shiny.

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

06:13 / 28.06.06

Thankfully, if they aren't on an iteration of Iron Chef, I have no idea who they are.

Although I have become an Alton Brown geek.

■

07:35 / 28.06.06

According to a friend and occasional board member, she reckons he's got "heart-attack lips" which signify he's due for a massive coronary quite soon anyway, so don't risk it.

Jub

07:38 / 28.06.06

Why the ire to GB, Anna?

Is it the way he says "yes!" at the end of each sentence or the fact he calls anyone who's slightly chubby "big boy". Could it be that his exceptionally high opinion of himself is grating despite the fact he loses cookery contests with non-cooks?

Why Anna, Why?

MintyFresh

12:17 / 28.06.06

I think it's hilarious how he's absolutely evil to the contestants in Hell's Kitchen, but when he takes the winning team out to dinner or whatever and he's perfectly nice.

I'm thinking there's two of him.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

12:19 / 28.06.06

I don't know about Anna, but my willingness to provide her with an alibi stems from an incident a couple of years back on one of his shows when he tricked a vegetarian into eating meat, then boasted of "converting" him, while the guy looked rather distressed.

iamus

12:23 / 28.06.06

Is the name Ramsay an allusion to his secret horns and hooves, in much the same way that anyone called Lucien in a movie invariably turns out to be Satan?

iamus

12:27 / 28.06.06

Is that true, Stoatie!!?

What a cock.

Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns

12:30 / 28.06.06

I think you'd be quite safe. I was presented with the key to the city of London by Ken Livingstone, when I suggested to him that MI5 should put Gary Rhodes & his twin brother Nigel 'the power of annoying' Kennedy on ice.
You'd probably be made a Baroness & given a wonderful country mansion.

Go for yor life.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

12:31 / 28.06.06

What a cock indeed.

iamus

12:42 / 28.06.06

!

That man needs knuckle-dustered in the face.

Quantum

13:07 / 28.06.06

From the linked article;

(footballer turned chef: what's not to like?)

'nuff said.

Kali, Queen of Kitteh

16:52 / 28.06.06

Solitaire Rose, Alton Brown has to be the coolest thing that has ever happened to Food Television.

And he lives in my town! Whee!!!

Mourne Kransky

17:11 / 28.06.06

Will you save me his sweetbreads, liver and lights to make some haggis?

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