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Big Brother's Big Mouth - Subset of BB thread..

Alex's Grandma

21:59 / 22.06.06

Possibly this belongs in Conversation, but I'm after the hardcore here.

So ... Big Brother's Big Mouth seems to play only the most demented answerphone messages re: the main event - this evening I particularly enjoyed the lady who suggested that Glyn's performance had made her 'ashamed to be from Wales.'

But surely, Barbelith, we can do better than this? Post your views here, for verification, and then ring Channel 4.

First person to get their nebulous burblings on BBBM wins.

Let's go!

(Best, of course, to call from the office.)

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

22:01 / 22.06.06

I'll give it a go tomorrow.

Yeah. Could be a laff.

Regrettable Juvenilia

22:07 / 22.06.06

TV's Russell Brand is quite happy to prance around on telly and have sex with one of the Queenz of Noize while listening to the Dirty Pretty Things, but when I said that it might be quite nice for Aisleyne to have a second suitcase full of guns which she used to murder almost all the other housemates in an orgy of balletic violence, he looked at me as if I was no better than Guy Ritchie!

Ganesh

22:12 / 22.06.06

What's the number? And should we have some sort of Barbelith codeword or phrase, so we know it's a Barbeloid?

Ganesh

22:18 / 22.06.06

"Selfawaria", maybe? Or "fishcakes"?

Regrettable Juvenilia

22:20 / 22.06.06

Leave a voicemail message on our Mouthpiece - you may even get your message played live in the show - by calling 0870 200 1044.

Text your comment by sending 'E4' plus your comment to 83188.

Or, seeing as you're online already, simply email us on bbbm@channel4.com.

We should get in touch in the way that one of the Queenz of Noize gets in touch with [*snip* - that's enough Brand impersonating! - Barbelith Legal Department]

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

22:45 / 22.06.06

I'm assured that Brand is actually quite funny when he does his stand-up thing. And every now and then he makes me laugh. But that whole "get in touch with us... like... does with... only use a phone instead of ...ing them in the ..." or whatever...

People keep telling me he's okay, and I should give him a chance. And every night, I get close to doing so, cos he can actually be quite funny- then he ALWAYS MAKES THAT SAME SHIT JOKE AND I WANT TO DIE EVEN MORE THAN I WANT HIM TO DIE and that can't be good.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

22:49 / 22.06.06

Having only just now read your last post to the Von Mises thread, Fly, I think I love you again.

Alex's Grandma

23:13 / 22.06.06

To wind this back;

Leave a voicemail message on our Mouthpiece - you may even get your message played live in the show - by calling 0870 200 1044.

Post your message on here, initially. Then phone up. It's hardly an honour system, but whoever gets something similar to a message they've posted in this thread played on the show first is the winner.

That's it.

Please don't make me try and explain it again.

Whisky Priestess

15:26 / 23.06.06

Slow, midnight, drunken voice; possibly Cockney or Scottish accent:

"This is a message for RUSSELL, you F*CK. I like your WAISTCOATS but I don't like your BALLBAGS. I bet Richard could make you gay if you stroked his shiny head. I bet I could make Richard STRAIGHT but I like him as he is. He's got nice PANTS.
I KNOW where you LIVE."

The phone is not put down, but clatters to the floor. Stumblings and mutterings are heard; a glass smashes. In the distance an ambulance siren keens. Eventually the line disconnects automatically and we are left with to the sound of the posh BT woman repeating "The other person has hung up. The other person has hung up ..." to fade.

Whisky Priestess

15:41 / 23.06.06

Basically I'm planning to do the short one twice, go and get another bottle, and then do the long version.

Alex's Grandma

20:56 / 23.06.06

'Hello? I really hate that Aisleyne ... She's always trying to undermine Glyn ... If he sometimes gets a little excited, it's because he's a growing boy ... Now sometimes he grows a little bit quickly, if you know what I mean (giggles in disturbing fashion) but ... he is representing Wales to the max.

Alex's Grandma

00:04 / 24.06.06

Ok, lines are down at the moment, but come on, BB-barbeloids - 'I met that Susie once, and she's not so proper; she made me apply a carving knife to areas I can't really talk about. Because it might ... hurt ...'

Get phoning!

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