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The Zero Interuptions Thread

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Our Lady Has Left the Building

08:41 / 16.06.06

OK, due to the concerns raised by a number of people I think we need to make sure that Barbelith is seen to fully-

Whoops, the fire alarm's gone off. BRB.

Smoothly

09:47 / 16.06.06

It's probably a false alarm, Flowers. In poorly maintained alarms, the bimetalic strip can get misaligned and in hot weather the ambient temperature can trip the thermostat...Oh fuck I've left the iron on.

All Acting Regiment

09:56 / 16.06.06

Irons are nasty shits, aren't they, I...

BALOONS!

Mourne Kransky

10:20 / 16.06.06

I don't have time for this. I'm far too busy. Look at this to do list.

Think I'll just check the Big Brother forums again before I get down to the dull stuff though. Just a quick peep...

Mistoffelees

10:22 / 16.06.06

This thread needs more overcute bears holding flowers!

All Acting Regiment

10:24 / 16.06.06

Looks like a shotgun victim.

Mourne Kransky

10:27 / 16.06.06

Looks a lot like Dale Winton.

Mistoffelees

10:33 / 16.06.06

Who is Gale Winston and why is she a shogun victim?

Mourne Kransky

10:48 / 16.06.06

See what I mean, Mist? Orange hue. Imagine vividly colours flowers in foreground.

He's an orange-skinned tv personality who specialises in hard-nosed macho stuff.

Mistoffelees

10:52 / 16.06.06

Is he the british David Hasselhoff?

Eloi Tsabaoth

10:55 / 16.06.06

He's the Flemish Saul Bellow.

All Acting Regiment

11:09 / 16.06.06

Wow, did you hear about the ANWU?

The Adult Nappy-wearer's Union?

They're calling for widespread changes!

electric monk

12:06 / 16.06.06

To return to the concerns raised by Our Easily Distracted-: I do want to state that I think the issues surrounding the...what's that?

That beeping. Do you hear that?

Oh crap, the timer.

MY MUFFINS!

*runs out of room, arms waving*

Happy Dave Has Left

12:38 / 16.06.06

Well, I have to say, and I'll try and keep this brief but I may run away with the topic somewhat...

Oh, laptop battery's about to d

Our Lady Has Left the Building

12:44 / 16.06.06

Turned out it was only a fire alarm test. Anyway, to go back to the start I- bugger, just remembered I'm on the enquiry desk now. I'll come back to this this evening when there's less danger of interuptions.

Kali, Queen of Kitteh

13:40 / 16.06.06

There was something I did want to discuss with you, Barbelith, something important. I feel like I've been quiet long enough, so--

Wait--

The tattooist says I can't chat on here while he's working on my arm.

Be back soon.

Triplets

14:10 / 16.06.06

Th- 1 sec.

15:20 / 16.06.06

I feel my concerns are extremely important and I would detail them further here but I am typing this while making a roux. It has taken me approximately two hours to type this, and I have had to throw the roux out twice.

Be back in an hour.

lekvar

18:33 / 16.06.06

Look! A shiny object!

Saint Keggers

18:58 / 16.06.06

This thread is stupid and pointless and I refuse to-

-just a sec, somebody forgot to let the moose out.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

19:00 / 16.06.06

Look, guys, this is important. The roux, the mousse- these can all wait. What we really have to discuss is-

oh.

I'm sorry, I've just shat myself.

Kali, Queen of Kitteh

19:12 / 16.06.06

You may have shat yourself, Stoatie, but as I was running back to the computer to give this important talk, I impaled myself on a piece of statuary.

Be back after I've gone to the casualty ward...

Mon Oncle Ignatius

19:19 / 16.06.06

Sorry, what were you all saying? I had to go out: my trampoline has been infested with.... OH MY GHO

Our Lady Has Left the Building

05:24 / 17.06.06

OK, maybe we'll be able to sort this out today. After all, it's Saturday, I've got my breakfast and as I look out my window all's right with the... Heh, the squirrel's trying to climb the bird table and get the nuts. Heh heh heh, this I gotta see, I'll be right back.

Mysterious Transfer Student

23:23 / 17.06.06

I'd be delighted to make a valued and lasting contribution to this timely thread but I've just been decapitated and so I have - supposedly - just six seconds of conscious thought remaining before urk

Tryphena Absent

00:37 / 18.06.06

The fact that you're prepared to talk about decapitation so lightly disgusts me. Don't you see that there may be victims of decapitation out there who are horribly offende...

hey, I think someone's slipping their hand under the duvet on Big Brother!

Mon Oncle Ignatius

21:37 / 18.06.06

I was going to post so0mething terribly witty and post modern in this thread, but then the lense fell out of my glasses. I was (semi) blinded temporarily until I decided to tape the specs up until an optician opens tomorrow. It's held in place pretty well so far, and I haven't lost visoncery much yet really and ... arse!

Now rhat is ibe way to test my roucg-rtpung ie lacj thereof.

astrojax69

00:40 / 19.06.06

there's a serious underlying group psychopathology going on here with mimicry and inventiveness playing a part in having these richly evocative constructions of sentences and partial clauses describe an arc through virtual neural space causing an intense area of

o dear, i will miss the bus if i don't go now...

Happy Dave Has Left

07:51 / 19.06.06

I thi...

Hold on, phone

Evil Scientist

08:42 / 19.06.06

Apologies for the length of this post, but...

Eeeeek! Zombies!

kidninjah

09:42 / 19.06.06

Can you lot stop wasting my time please? I'm very busy. v.e.r.y. b.u.s.y.

Cheers.

kidninjah

14:21 / 19.06.06

treadrot

sorry, that last message was rot...

/treadrot