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You know, when I was in a dorm, we never had centipedes. We did, however have creepy bedbug things or something living INSIDE our mattresses. We had to have them replaced within a month of moving in.
Also, there was a pirate living 4 doors down that felt a need to, you know, dress like a pirate. All the time. He wasn't even a particularly good pirate. Just loud and annoying and smelly. He also walked around the halls chewing food with his mouth open.
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I may have killed him in his sleep. Maybe. |
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