DEAR GOD YOU MUST HAVE THIS PEN. How can you live with yourself another moment knowing that you do not have this pen in your hand right this very second?! You would stab yourself to death, but with what? With that rollerball pen by your desk? How could you even think of violating your sacred flesh, the house of your very soul, with such a profane thing! There is but one course of action left open to you— and that is to BUY THIS PEN IMMEDIATELY. And then stab yourself with it.
(See how it invites you.)
The Over-The-Top Order cordially requests your contributions of other ridiculously hyped, overpriced pieces of "fine design" for the amazement of the discriminating connoisseur. |
