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NY Post makes al-Zarqawi's death disgustingly comical

 
 
TeN
05:14 / 10.06.06
So my friend said to me today "have you seen the cover of the Post?!" I don't read the Post, as it tends to make portions of my brain turn into horse dung, but later we walked by a newsstand and he pointed it out to me:

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I can't even put into words how outraged about this I am. The arrogance, the gruesomeness (we can't print photos of flag draped coffins, but putting the face of a corpse on the front page is okay?), the base, ignorant, jingoistic machismo, and above all, the blatant prejudice ("warm up the virgins"?! are you fucking kidding me?!?!)

I knew the Post was a rag, but this is just astonishing.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:46 / 10.06.06
Yes, it is disgusting. But it's nothing new- over here the biggest-selling tabloid, The Sun, led with "Gotcha" during the Falklands war, when the General Belgrano was sunk by the British Navy while sailing away from the exclusion zone. (Immortalised in song by Crass, obviously- strangely enough called "Gotcha").
 
 
ibis the being
16:47 / 10.06.06
Oh my god - before I opened the thread I didn't think you could shock me. But that's a new low for the Post. Revolting on so many levels.

Stoat, the thing is, though the Post is considered a shitty newspaper by many people, it's not a tabloid. It's a "real" newspaper that unfortunately a lot of people in NY & Connecticut read for their daily news. Is that true of the Sun as well?
 
 
Jack Denfeld
17:53 / 10.06.06
Stoat, the thing is, though the Post is considered a shitty newspaper by many people, it's not a tabloid. It's a "real" newspaper that unfortunately a lot of people in NY & Connecticut read for their daily news. Is that true of the Sun as well?
I believe Post=Sun. People read it for their news.

The tabloid Sun you might be thinking about is a real American tabloid, with aliens, angels, crazy stuff like that.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
18:16 / 10.06.06
Ah yes, in the UK we have the "broadsheets" (though that's something of a misnomer since they've all recently changed their size, except the Telegraph)- to give a quick rundown, even though I'm not a fan of the whole "left/right" thing as an accurate descriptor- the Guardian (leftish), the Daily Telegraph (right), the Times (fairly right but not as much as the Telegraph), the Independent (hmm... centre left but in a better way than New Labour? Yeah, that seems about right) and the Financial Times (to be honest, probably the best of all of them- has very little bias other than an unhealthy obsession with money, which is kindly pointed out in the title so you can look out for it while reading. Often overlooked as a decent news source because it's, well... quite dull, mostly).

Then you've got the Daily Express and the Daily Mail- both fairly far-right in terms of their views on foreigners, non-celebrity homosexuals, etc... usually able to be told apart by the Express's twin obsessions- Princess Di and the fact that the Mail was a proud supporter of Hitler until not long before Germany invaded Poland, as well as the Mail's obsession with medical conditions that WILL PROBABLY KILL YOU SO BE SCARED.

The "tabloids" are the Sun (nationalistic, sells shitloads, pioneered the depiction of tits in a national daily, does at least have a vaguely intelligent political editor though you really wouldn't think it), the Daily Star (like a downmarket version of the Sun- while all the other papers were leading a couple of years back with the story of a suicide bombing in Israel, only the Star was quite tawdry enough to base their whole article around the fact that she may have had the device hidden in her bra) and the Mirror (ever-so-slightly left of centre, but got dealt a hefty blow in the political stakes when previous editor Piers Morgan- staunchly anti the Iraq war but still something of a dick- was fired over some fake photos allegedly showing British troops abusing prisoners).

And there's Lloyds List, which is too dull to even contemplate, really, despite being notable for having ACTUAL SECTIONS dedicated to fires, explosions and piracy, while managing to make all these things sound boring.

I have to read all of these (plus the Wall Street Journal and the International Herald Tribune) for a living. Pity me.

Oh, and it gets more complicated on Sundays.
 
 
TeN
19:32 / 10.06.06
thanks for breaking it down for us Stoat.
the term "tabloid" is used a bit differently in the US... usually to refer to those publications obsessed with celebrities and gossip. examples include The National Enquirer, National Examiner, Globe, and Star Magazine (also a Murdoch owned paper). when it's used to refer to trashy, sensationalist publications that report on "actual news," such as the NY Post, Chicago Sun-Times, and New York Daily News, it's usually in a condescending, almost sardonic way. Those are more in line with the British definition. Then there's The Weekly World News (most famous for its recurring "Bat Boy" stories and stories about Elvis being alive) which is kind of like a less political, less funny The Onion.
This may be changing, however, but I'm merely talking about the way I usually hear the word used in a colloquial context.

"...as well as the Mail's obsession with medical conditions that WILL PROBABLY KILL YOU SO BE SCARED."
sounds exactly like the Fox News Channel (again, owned by Murdoch) here in the US
 
 
Tryphena Absent
20:02 / 10.06.06
Most of the Tabloids Stoatie lists have an ongoing obsession with celebrity. Check out the Mirror's 3am girls as a clear example.
 
 
grant
18:11 / 12.06.06
Technical point (from someone who's written for the NY Post and both the London Sun and the American one): "Tabloid" is really just a paper size, although with the paper size comes certain social expectations (like, number of words-per-story, and length of words/complexity of coverage).

The NY Post is totally a tabloid. I'd be interested to see their sales figures on this cover -- I'd bet it'd do pretty well for them.

The largest-selling cover of the National Enquirer was the photo of Elvis in his coffin; Sun ((the American one)) just made up some damn reason to put that image on its cover this week, I think. It'll probably sell well again.

Tabloid history: The legend goes that tabs became what they are when Generoso Pope, the ex-CIA, mob-connected owner/editor of the National Enquirer, realized that people always slow down when they pass traffic accidents. They want to see the carnage. He tried to create the publishing equivalent of a car wreck. In some ways, this moment of realization gave birth to the modern media.
 
 
grant
18:46 / 12.06.06
Oh, and Murdoch doesn't own Star; David Pecker does (along with the Enquirer, Globe, Nat'l Examiner, Weekly World News, Sun, and a couple other things, like the outfit that does the minimags you see at the supermarket cash register -- the little matchbook-sized booklets about your horoscope, recipes from the Bible, heartwarming pet stories and whatever else).
 
 
Ticker
19:01 / 12.06.06
I'm in the middle of a frickus over politics being too scary for children in my home town, but every block had a newspaper box with this hideous image on the front page about the height of a five year old's head.

local rag's version

Am I in Oceania or WTF is going on?
 
 
grant
21:05 / 12.06.06
The Market's power is ascendant.
 
  
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