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There is not even an argument to be had here!
Timbaland:
- Totally reinvented the sound of rnb on the classic second Aaliyah album, One in a Million, introducing an electronics-based style without which the Neptunes would still be carrying weed for Teddy Riley
- Introduced Missy to the world, not to mention Ginuwine, and, yeah, okay, Magoo
- Produced Jay-Z's all-time best club track, Big Pimpin
- Pioneered the world-music-isation of hiphop, especially on Big Pimpin but also Get Ur Freak On, etc.
- Produced Bubba Sparxxx's amazing, much slept on, country-rap album Deliverance
- Hasn't gone a year in his whole career without producing, at least, one or two incredible records
- Apart from songs already mentioned, produced Pony, Are You That Somebody?, The Rain, Raise Up, Ugly, The Jump Off, Oops, Cry Me A River, The Potion, a really cool Jackie O song I forget the name of, and his current JT and Nelly Furtado singles.
Neptunes:
- Came with a style that seemed really new, although, like I mentioned, strictly within the bounds established by Tim. Still, singles like Southern Hospitality were fucking mind-blowing and still sound great
- Introduced Kelis, and, uh, Spymob, oh yeah and the Clipse
- Grindin was unprecedented and awesome
- Had a really good year in 2002
- Lent credibility to Justin Timberlake
- Revived Snoop's career on a commercial level
- Produced Got Your Money, Drop It Like It's Hot, Like I Love You, Caught Out There, Shake Ya Ass, Slave 4 U, Hot in Herre, Nothin, Girlfriend rmx, Bellydancer and Lalala
- Inexplicably pulled In search of so they could put out an inferior version in, I suppose, a stab at rockstar credibility
- Fell off and released dozens of inferior records
- Are fucking around the Clipse, who are supposed to be their buddies, and anyway will probably ruin their next record with a bunch of by-numbers jazzy minimalist snorefests
- Pharrell picked the worst rapper aka in history, i.e., Skateboard P.
- Pharrell painfully overexposed, considering how annoying his falsetto, flow, and lyrics are (i.e., her ass is like a slice of bread, come on!) |
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