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Holy crap: Pat Robertson can leg-press 2,000 pounds

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

21:36 / 29.05.06

If Pat Robertson ever showed up at my house, I'd slam the door in his face. Unfortunately that would not stop him. He could kick that shit down in half a second.

Is this safe for me to believe? I've known some strong people in my relatively short life, but I don't think I know a single person who can leg press more than a 1,000 lbs. And I know a freakin' ninja.

Mourne Kransky

22:06 / 29.05.06

You can't be accusing a Man of Gawd of bending the truth now, TG?

Lenore of Babalon

22:20 / 29.05.06

Until someone does what I'm too lazy to do, I'd suggest going here and simply substituting names to learn the truth.

"Pat Robertson doesn't take the bus - he takes off his shirt and flexes his pectoral muscles fast enough to generate lift, allowing him to fly."

Triplets

00:57 / 30.05.06

That's not your heartbeat Tuna, that's Pat walking.

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