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Saint Keggers
01:17 / 16.08.01
Heard on the news that out in British Columbia there have been cases of giant frogs attacking and killing pets and even attacking a child. It seems that the frogs were bred (in the US of course)to such a large size (at least 10 pounds) for the food industry (frogs legs) but however, when nobody was interested, the frogs were let go into the environment and proceeded to breed. Whats next Killer Bees? (oh wait, too late) The world has become a B-movie.
 
 
YNH
05:04 / 16.08.01
I can kick a ten pound frog's ass any day
 
 
grant
13:52 / 16.08.01
But how about 2,000 ten-pound frogs?

Here's the CBC:

quote:BEN CHIN: They're big, bad, and on the hunt tonight across British Columbia. American bull frogs are sinister predators and not very choosy about their prey. Their population is also spreading fast. Now researchers are demanding provincial and federal authorities leap into action. Natalie Clancy reports.

NATALIE CLANCY (Reporter): In this pond, the American bull frog is king. No more ducks, no more goslings, only these frogs. Karen MacGregor says they even attacked her cat.

KAREN MACGREGOR (): Well I think he grabbed her by the hind leg is what he did, and then he tried to drown her. The frog bit here and pulled down. Tore this part here.

CLANCY: MacGregor's cat is still hunting the frogs. So are a team of researchers. In this tiny pond alone, they've caught fourteen hundred giant-sized tadpoles. This could chase my cat?

LESLIE KRISTOFF (Biologist): Probably. Once it gets bigger. Not this size.

CLANCY: The bull frogs are only in BC because entrepreneurs brought them here to breed them for restaurants.

KRISTOFF: They were originally brought here for that reason in the '30s and '40s to sell as bull frog legs. That didn't fly, no one was really into that and so they released them all and this is what we've got now, a huge invasion. They're really strong. It's hard to hold on to these guys.

CLANCY: They thrive here because they're too big for any natural predator except for the odd, brave heron. So they're driving frogs native to BC to the brink of extinction. Researchers hope to prove that their work of catching and destroying the frogs can put a dent in their exploding population. They say more ponds should be cleaned out like this one before it's too late.

KRISTOFF: They're all across the lower mainland and spreading. They can move up to a kilometre and a half in an evening. One jump is six feet easily for an adult bull frog.

MACGREGOR: And if there's fourteen hundred tadpoles that come out of my pond, can you imagine what it's like for the whole of Campbell Valley? And you can hear them everywhere. At night when this frog, he'll go uhhhh uhhh uhhhh and they usually do it five times. And then there will be a pause and then you hear somebody respond from another pond.

CLANCY: So the hunting continues. But each female produces twenty thousand eggs a year, and there are thousands of ponds to check for big, powerful and hungry frogs. Natalie Clancy, CBC News, Langley.


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YNH
15:16 / 16.08.01
quote: At night when this frog, he'll go uhhhh uhhh uhhhh and they usually do it five times.

Bevis and Bullfrog?

Yeah let's exterminate 'em. Next thing you know they'll be %stealing our women%
 
 
Lionheart
16:41 / 16.08.01
Where are all the RPG enthusiasists? (I know i spelled that wrong) They should pick up swords and go uh..... "monster-fighting" against the frogs.

From what i hear, here on Staten Island, Ny, by the landfill, we've had rats over 4 feet long. The rats got so big that they started attacking dogs and workers at night, so hunters had to be called in to...uh...fix things up.
 
 
Saint Keggers
17:00 / 16.08.01
Ok so here's the plan. We start a Barbelith mutant hunting party. We start out in BC and kill off the frogs (or we could do that in quebec but thats a diffrent type of frog), the move on to NY and start on the rats, then go down into the sewers and hunt down the giant albino alligators. Then after that????
Step one...aquire obscene amounts of fire power. (hey, I just realized, this is starting to sound like one of my Paranoia campaigns)
 
 
Molly Shortcake
02:32 / 20.08.01
quote:Where are all the RPG enthusiasists? (I know i spelled that wrong) They should pick up swords and go uh..... "monster-fighting" against the frogs.

I'm game, but this looks more like the work of the Umbrella corporation, so I'm gonna need a RPG Launcher.
 
 
netbanshee
04:55 / 20.08.01
How many experience points is this worth and will I learn any new spells? Will have to fetch the dude from Devil May Cry to help out too.
 
 
Lionheart
17:51 / 20.08.01
You'd learn the fireball, the telekinesis, and the twist.
 
 
Saint Keggers
20:37 / 20.08.01
Whohoo! I gotta +3 saving throw versus the hokey-pokey!
 
 
Jack Denfeld
17:54 / 15.06.05
Can't we make them explode somehow? Have those exploding suicide frogs mate with them or something?
 
 
Wombat
20:59 / 15.06.05
*sigh*

This is the lab. A place for serious discussion of science and tech.
Move your rpg stuff to the game forum and your spell stuff to the temple. If you posted as a joke the convo is the the place.

Right. Onto the topic at hand. We need giant morphing robot herons. Seth Goldstein and Tod Mowry are working on nano-tech solutions to this kinda problem. Using network theory to provide tiny little machines the power to replicate any shape whatsoever. Combine em with emergent behavior mod software (think sims...lots of sims) and the frogs will just go away. Hell give em a genetic alg and they will adapt to solve the problem frogs.
What could possibly go wrong?
 
 
Evil Scientist
11:17 / 16.06.05
Really small frogs?
 
 
bobotheanticlown
04:21 / 17.06.05
would a +1000000000000000000000000000000000 assult rifel with keen work on the frogs?
 
 
Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown
07:19 / 17.06.05
Actually, speaking of pet attacking bullfrogs, and the exploding frogs:

Does anyone know what came of the exploding German frogs? The thread kind of spiraled into childhood reminiscing about nasty encounters with amphibians...but I don't recall any closure of the actual issue at hand.

On this topic...I'm originally from BC myself. I do recall seeing some very large bullfrogs. I can't ever recall hearing about them attacking someone's pet, but maybe I just lived across from the wrong provoncial part for that.

No...instead of killer bullfrogs we got our yearly bear advisory (in the late winter if the bears come out of hibernation early they get mighty 'ornery, especially when disturbed by backpackers and kids trying to get a quicker way to the highschool instead of walking around the park), and I think we had a few incidents of coyotes attacks on pets and young children.

Now, speaking as someone in the restaraunt industry, I actually find the culinary aspect of the article quite interesting. I'm not familiar with any other species that have been imported solely for food and then become an environmental threat. Ok, actually, I seem to recall hearing somewhere that soy was becoming an issue, but that was more social rather than scientific. But I wonder: what were peoples' issues with bull-frog legs? I don't work in a French kitchen, so I'm not really familiar with the normal variety of frog used for frog's legs. Maybe its the taste or something. A 10 pound frog, though...that bastard would give you legs the size of chicken wings, probably bigger considering how much muscle they build up in the back legs.

Just...fascinating...
 
 
Mistoffelees
18:56 / 17.06.05


Does anyone know what came of the exploding German frogs? The thread kind of spiraled into childhood reminiscing about nasty encounters with amphibians...but I don't recall any closure of the actual issue at hand.

Yes, they solved the riddle. Birds (crows or ravens) were picking the frogs for their tasty liver. And soon more and more crows catched on how to get at those intestines, until those loads of frog corpses were getting all that attention.
 
 
gravitybitch
02:48 / 18.06.05
I'm not familiar with any other species that have been imported solely for food and then become an environmental threat.

Pretty much any animal imported into another ecosystem will cause problems - rabbits in Australia, Africanized honeybees, cows damn near anywhere, likewise pigs-gone-feral, numerous sport fish...
 
 
Spatula Clarke
09:48 / 18.06.05
Wombat> It's an old, old thread, resurrected for... some reason or other. Check the date stamps on the posts.
 
 
Tamayyurt
19:01 / 18.06.05
I smell Sci-fi Channel's Original Movie gold.

 
  
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