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Darksided!

 
  

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Less searchable M0rd4nt
20:55 / 23.05.06
God Warrior in action.

The backstory is that this show, which is pretty much the same as Wife Swap in the UK, had a zealous born-again Christian wife change places with a new ager. Hilarity ensued.
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:07 / 23.05.06
What was the reaction of the new ager?
 
 
unbecoming
21:08 / 23.05.06
that went from being funny at first to being terrifying. Dark sided? she looks bloody possessed!
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:12 / 23.05.06
Can we ask her to join the 'lith?
 
 
Cherielabombe
21:16 / 23.05.06
I must download the full episode. HOW was the other family so darksided??
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
21:18 / 23.05.06
She's tampered in dark-sided stuff. That's the best thing ever.
 
 
Mistoffelees
21:21 / 23.05.06
That´s Godwarrior [image-google it, if you dare]. She´s famous.

 
 
Mistoffelees
21:29 / 23.05.06
Wikipedia link
 
 
unbecoming
21:31 / 23.05.06
"she's not christian!!"
"you can be a jew and believe in god"
lol
 
 
Shrug
21:37 / 23.05.06
It all reminded me of Carrie, what with the crazy God women, the numerous shots of wide-eyed teenagers. The only thing missing was some flying knives. (Which I did begin to hope for by half way through.)
 
 
Mistoffelees
21:44 / 23.05.06
Someone´s xmas av
 
 
Tryphena Absent
22:00 / 23.05.06
Her family just looks amazed by her reaction. "Why are you mad at us?" I think she just managed to turn her children off god for life.
 
 
ibis the being
22:05 / 23.05.06
I saw that episode when it aired. It ruled. It was kind of sad too... the God Warrior was basically just conditioned to find so many things absolutely terrifying... pentagrams, drum circles, horoscopes, gay men - these were a few of the things she encountered in the "new ager" home that freaked her out. She felt like she was in the clutches of Satan. She's nuts, yeah, but I couldn't help feeling pity for her at the same time because I think she was truly frightened - I grew up with people with those same beliefs (my parents being two of them) so I knew where she was coming from.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
22:07 / 23.05.06
Flicking through You Tube I found this
 
 
Ganesh
22:18 / 23.05.06
They had a sexysolsticeparty! A Satanorgy!

Dorksadded!
 
 
ibis the being
22:18 / 23.05.06
LOVE IT!!
 
 
the Fool
22:35 / 23.05.06
As funny as that was, I feel sooooooooo sorry for her kids and husband.......
 
 
Ganesh
22:42 / 23.05.06
It really made the UK version look tame. The most we get is a bit of sniping along the lines of "ooh, your house is a state" or, at most, "those kids of yours need to be taught a spot of manners".
 
 
Mistoffelees
22:49 / 23.05.06




 
 
petunia
23:01 / 23.05.06
Wiki sez: "Many viewers were taken aback by her erratic behavior, vociferous attitude, yelling, unexplained vomiting[...]"

I need the whole episode. It sounds awesome.

I need to learn how to rebuke the satanic tarot astrology darksiders in the name of Christ.

The light shines true and bright with this one.

Shall we petition to burn her family for not providing the prayer she so soreley needed?

Do you think they were darksided by the film crew?
 
 
petunia
23:08 / 23.05.06
THE DARKSIDED MATRIX DIDN'T EDIT ANYTHING. RAGE DIDN'T EDIT ANYTHING????????? DARKSIDED OCCULTISTS IS HERE TO PARTY!!! RAGE'S PRAYERS CAN EAT ASS OK!?!?! 'THE NEW BREED' IN THE NAME OF CHRIST!!! ON A POPSICLE STICK!!! FUCKING READY MADE THE DARKSIDED MATRIX ON A JESUS STICK AND NICE CUP OF TEA FUCKING TAROT SHIT UP!!!!!!!
 
 
Ganesh
23:10 / 23.05.06
Pie-eating pussy preacher.
 
 
Dead Megatron
23:15 / 23.05.06
That. was. amazing!

Did the woman really ripped $50.000????? There's an expression in my country: "money-tearing crazy". That woman was the very definition of money-tearing crazy!

Bhudah is dark-sided! Ha Ha Ha

[joke mode off: God, I'm sorry for her daugthers. Specially the younger one]
 
 
petunia
23:19 / 23.05.06
THE PUSSY PREACHER IS HERE TO TESTIFY AGAINST THESE DARKSIDED MONSTROSITAAHS!
 
 
Mistoffelees
23:19 / 23.05.06
I remember when, I remember, I remember when I traded my home
There was something so unpleasant about that new place.
Even your prayers had an echo in so much space

And when you're out there, when they stare,
Yeah, I was out of touch
But it wasn't because I didn't eat enough
I just exorcized too much

Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are
Ha ha ha bless your soul, You really think you're in control

But you´re not a christian!
you´re not a christian!
Darksided!
 
 
iamus
23:48 / 23.05.06
Oh God.

That's.... that's horrible.
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
00:01 / 24.05.06
I feel horrible for here kids, but I also worry if the new age family she stayed with wasn't scarred for life. I'm worried about them.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
01:05 / 24.05.06
She looked very upset. Intolerant, yeah, but also upset- I guess how I feel about this depends on how the New-Agers treated her. I mean, they didn't force her into anything did they?
 
 
Ticker
01:35 / 24.05.06
THE PUSSY PREACHER IS HERE TO TESTIFY AGAINST THESE DARKSIDED MONSTROSITAAHS!

holy crap, I think I just ruptured an internal organ laughing.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
08:32 / 24.05.06
This is far more disturbing when you watch it in the context of the whole episode. No one forces her to do anything, everyone is nice and accomodating. It's not their fault she goes into fire-and-brimstone mode when asked to be in the same room as a psychic in a pink shirt.
 
 
Quantum
09:03 / 24.05.06
I mean, they didn't force her into anything did they?

DRINK SATAN'S BLOOD! That's what the New Age is all about you know, and teh darque orgies. Maybe they tied her down off-camera and made her drum, or sprayed her with patchouli oil against her will.
 
 
Supaglue
10:11 / 24.05.06
You never been to Butlins?
 
 
Quantum
11:38 / 24.05.06
How long until I can change my screen name? How long?
 
 
Quantum
11:40 / 24.05.06
ONE DAY! PRAISE JESUS! Tomorrow I become Quantum- Darquesided!

D'you think she saw Revenge of the Sith?
 
 
Quantum
11:44 / 24.05.06
I love that she accepted the money and spent $20,000 dollars on gastric bypass surgery. God gave you that stomach, isn't it blasphemy to cosmetically modify it?
I was also caught by the bit where she shouts 'I DIDN'T HEAR YOUR PRAYERS!!'
Umm...
That's because they were meant for God?
Does she normally hear prayers?
Is she a telepathic Chaote in denial or actually YHVH incarnate?
 
  

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