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Why the site went down today...

 
  

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Tom Coates
13:59 / 23.05.06
Basically we were beign gently hammered as usual by the Googlebot and Yahoo Slurp, but then this was compounded by some fucker out in the wild deciding that he needed a full archive of every single fucking page on Barbelith, which he decided to pull down at the rate of over ten pages a second, resulting in everything going haywire. This then fucked up the MySQL database, meaning that even once we'd blocked him the board still wasn't working properly. Then I had a long dialogue with Pair - our hosts - and discovered that one table in the database had become corrupted. And then I decided to work out how to fix it, so taught myself a little MySQL and ran a repair process on it, and now everything seems to be back to normal, which is quite good, but a bit of a surprise, frankly. So there you go...
 
 
Cat Chant
14:04 / 23.05.06
taught myself a little MySQL

Thanks, Tom!
 
 
Shrug
14:04 / 23.05.06
Oh good. You were very speedy about it too, Tom. Props to you, I say. Thanks.
 
 
iamus
14:06 / 23.05.06
Thanks Tom, was wondering about that.

Here, have one of these....

 
 
Jack Fear
14:09 / 23.05.06
some fucker out in the wild deciding that he needed a full archive of every single fucking page on Barbelith

Hmmmm. What an extremely odd thing to do.

I can't help wonder if that's related to... the other thing? You know, the legal thing?
 
 
Sax
14:14 / 23.05.06
I was just thinking that.

Or maybe someone who, you know, just really likes us and thinks were dead clever and stuff, and wants something to say in the pub tonight to sound clever.

But, yay for Tom etc.
 
 
petunia
14:14 / 23.05.06
Thanks Tom!
 
 
Ex
14:23 / 23.05.06
V. speedy. Ta muchly.
 
 
Jub
14:25 / 23.05.06
Thanks Tom. You're great.
 
 
Korso Jerusalem
14:28 / 23.05.06
That is some strange business with the copying of the site. Maybe someone's publishing Barbelith: The Book.
 
 
Smoothly
14:44 / 23.05.06
I’d just taken Sax’s advice for dealing with MySQL problems and returned to find that Barbelith was up and running again!
So, for me, this explanation comes as a huge disappointment.

*Deletes maiden post in The Temple*
 
 
■
14:50 / 23.05.06
Hmm. Tom, I've got an idea who it might be. I'll PM you with the details later. Little schmuck has been Joe Jobbing me for weeks.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
15:02 / 23.05.06
As always, nice work Tom. I was having to spend my afternoon on Digital Spy instead... and it wasn't pretty. Good to be home.

An archive of every page? That's insane.
 
 
Supaglue
15:36 / 23.05.06
Phew. I thought it was my fault....
 
 
Tom Coates
15:38 / 23.05.06
I don't think it's got anything to do with legal stuff, but I doubt it was successful even if it was, since the effect of the attack was to make the board completely unreadable. I'm imagining they've saved tens of thousands of pages of error messages.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
15:57 / 23.05.06
AN ARMY OF SQUIRRELS!!!

We must ready a defence...
 
 
Shrug
16:01 / 23.05.06
I may have misread but I think Tom said he caught one and performed tests on it. (?)
 
 
Tryphena Absent
16:04 / 23.05.06
If we have to start the Big Brother thread on TMO again I'm gonna be mighty freaked out.
 
 
Jub
16:05 / 23.05.06
I wonder why they didn't just look on Archive.org?
 
 
Quantum
16:13 / 23.05.06
I had phantom-limb style itching when Barbelith was gone, thank you Tom!
 
 
Tom Coates
16:30 / 23.05.06
It just went down again for a bit - this time because of someone comment-spamming plasticbag.org and fucking up the server in the process. Sorry guys!
 
 
petunia
16:30 / 23.05.06
AN ARMY OF SQUIRRELS!!!

We must ready a defence...


You know what we need as defence.

They like honey, but they sure ain't called Winnie.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
16:40 / 23.05.06
.trampetunia, I like the way you think.

But not to worry. They're ALWAYS ready.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
16:41 / 23.05.06
Tom speaks the secret language of the Evil Marauding Squirrels. He is the Tufty Tormentor, the Ninja Nutkin.
 
 
sleazenation
16:48 / 23.05.06
i see another badger strip coming up - badgers vs sqrls
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
17:15 / 23.05.06
YES! YES!

Xoc, do it. I'll buy you beer, I swear.
 
 
Tom Coates
17:46 / 23.05.06
And again! That's not a good sign, is it? I've disabled all comments and I will be seriously contemplating killing every spammer in the world with a blunt, dirty axe blade.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
17:49 / 23.05.06
Just give us a shout, Tom. You know we'll help.
 
 
Dead Megatron
17:53 / 23.05.06
Thank the Digital Gods I was sleeping through the whole ordeal. I can no longer exist Barbelith-less.
 
 
Quantum
17:58 / 23.05.06
killing every spammer in the world with a blunt, dirty axe blade.

STRONG TRUTH!!
 
 
Spaniel
18:01 / 23.05.06
I wonder... my boss took me up on my Internet usage today, and seeing as I work for a big company that heavily polices it's employees web browsing, I think it's plausible that it was our IT dept. Sounds like the kind of clumsy berkery a big business for more power than sense might undertake.
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
18:07 / 23.05.06
Yikes! The internet was so empty there for a while.

But not to worry. They're ALWAYS ready.

With Motorhead in one headphone and Wu-Tang in the other, thirsting for blood... spammer blood!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
18:10 / 23.05.06
YES.

I, for one, hail our psychotic stripey new overlords. They'll need a drunk guy, right?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
18:11 / 23.05.06
We clamour to hammer the spammer bammers.
 
 
Mistoffelees
18:14 / 23.05.06
in a raspy vioce

If these wiseguys keep mysqling us, I´ll make them an offer, that they cannot refuse.
 
  

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