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Prizzly Bears

Ninjas make great pets

09:15 / 15.05.06

rassinfrassinfeckinhuntersonsofbeeetches.. Down with this sort of thing (apologies if it's up somewhere already)

Hunting for life I have no problem with. Hunting for population control I can see the logic. Hunting for sport drives me demented. Believe it or not I can understand the notion of the thrill of being the first person, or last, to kill something. I just think it's incredibly wrong.

Sax

11:56 / 15.05.06

Hey, look at it this way: If he'd never shot it, we might never have known about it.

Ninjas make great pets

12:12 / 15.05.06

ahh yes. there is that point of view. But that isn't the case here. It's the first proven wild instance. Apparently it has happened in captivity.

Triplets

12:16 / 15.05.06

Grolar bears were swimming for their lives.

All Acting Regiment

12:21 / 15.05.06

I think we should rip his fucking head off and shit down the neck. Then we should cut open his chest at the nipple, peel it back, fill that full of shit and then sew his chest back up and so it's a sort of shit tit. Then we should take his headless corpse to his boss and say "Hey! Suck on the shit tit!"

And in the meantime we've taken his scotum and made it into a pouch, full of shit. We throw that to his friends and say, "Hey, Macky, Billy, Francoise- there's your fucking buddy, right there! A little scrote of shit! Hahahahahaha! Fuck you!"

How does that sound?

Mourne Kransky

12:31 / 15.05.06

See the mighty hunter triumph. Cock.

Ninjas make great pets

12:42 / 15.05.06

If only his badgery brethren had been there to save him.. The world would be a better place

Sax

12:51 / 15.05.06

I wonder if they always die in rug position?

■

13:34 / 15.05.06

Someone make that man eat that bear's liver. Now!.

Sax

13:40 / 15.05.06

f-f-f-f-f-f!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

15:16 / 15.05.06

I'd like to see the Great Hunter Dude take on a honey badger. That'd chill his shit pretty good.

Quantum

17:02 / 15.05.06

'Paging Iorek Byrnison, Iorek Byrnison to the armoury please...'

That would be cool. Maybe I'll get Evil Scientist to help me build a bulletproof robot armoured bear to stalk the frozen wastes hunting the hunters, that'll show them.

Quantum

17:16 / 15.05.06

Someone make that man eat that bear's liver. Now!. cube

Someone make a Bear eat that man's liver. Now!

Sekhmet

18:16 / 15.05.06

Quantum, Iorek was the first person I thought of, too!

If anything was ever going to be a real live panzerbjorn, it would be one of these...

Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown

18:24 / 15.05.06

...jesus that picture makes me mad. Just...gah!

I know that they're viscious predators, and also the largest land carnivores in the world (excepting the hippopautomas)...but c'mon. Cut the poor bears some slack. Four guys with guns is just unfair.

Quantum

18:34 / 15.05.06

viscious predators Bard

Shurely viscous predators, like a gelatinous cube or black ooze? Wait, no, vicious predators, carry on.

Spyder Todd 2008

21:37 / 15.05.06

I'd like to see the Great Hunter Dude take on a honey badger. That'd chill his shit pretty good.

I think that it should be a requirement when getting a hunter's license to defeat a honey badger in hand to hand combat. You'd have a lot less wankers running around shooting things, that's for sure.

Mourne Kransky

21:52 / 15.05.06

I can see there might be skill and a bit of thrill in stalking a stag or hunting tiger in the jungle but where's the skill or thrill in looking at miles and miles of empty, icy whiteness, spotting the one great big furry beastie, the only thing bigger than a snowflake, in the distance and just going bang?

Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown

22:05 / 15.05.06

Quiet, Quantum!

I am the only one who knows the true, gelatinous secret of the grizzly. They are not a liquid...they are a slolid (I stole that off a commercial for...something...). THey appear to be solid, but actually act as liquids, and ARE, in fact, akin to gelatinous cubes and black oozes.

...anyway.

Xoc, that's one of the points. I suppose there's some sport in FINDING the damn thing on the open tundra, but at the same time...there's not much sport in shooting a bear for far away. Real bear hunting should go back to the days of throwing harpoons and then running away.

Mourne Kransky

22:11 / 15.05.06

It's not a sport till the bear has a gun too. Or the hunter could just go mano a mano, unarmed, and that would impress me.

Spyder Todd 2008

22:24 / 15.05.06

Or the hunter could just go mano a mano, unarmed, and that would impress me.

Exactly! Hell, I might pay to watch something like that.

Dead Megatron

22:24 / 15.05.06

I can see there might be skill and a bit of thrill in stalking a stag or hunting tiger

Me too, but as far as I can tell, the thrill should be in the stalking and hunting. not in the killing. Why don't those guys use tranquilizer guns. So, they can hit the bear, go near it, take all the macho pics they want (maybe some fur or a model of the head - like the ones they do with footprints - as trophies), and then leave before the bear wakes up with a major hangover? That would be just as much fun, and a whole lot nicer.

Those dead hybrid bear eyes look eerily "human" to me.

astrojax69

23:22 / 15.05.06

legba, i think you've missed your calling. there used to be good jobs for inventive torturers in the middle ages...

i know its really bad, but i laughed loud at sax asking do they always die in the rug position...

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