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American plans to invade canada

 
 
All Acting Regiment
00:51 / 05.05.06
See here

Look out, Crimson.
 
 
Dead Megatron
00:53 / 05.05.06
America has plan to invade everybody, I guess. I'd like to see their plans for military actions in Greenland (codiname: Seventeen Shades of White)
 
 
matthew.
00:58 / 05.05.06
Canada will do exactly what we did in 1812 and burn the Whitehouse down.

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.

Shouldn't have fought for democracy in a desert country. Those stocks won't help them.
 
 
alejandrodelloco
00:58 / 05.05.06
Time to polish my Canuck-killin' guns. AMERICA FUCK YEAH.
 
 
Char Aina
01:01 / 05.05.06
i wonder who the rest if the world would support if there was a war.
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
01:06 / 05.05.06
It's coming. I always knew it would. And I'll be on the front lines. I can practically see Canada from here. Lock and Load...

We march on Halifax at dawn.
 
 
Queer Pirate
01:06 / 05.05.06
It would make sense if the U.S. still had a plan of attack on Canada, just in case. It's rather unlikely that it will ever come to use, though - we (Canada) more or less eat in the U.S.' hand.

However, I'm sure the Canadian Defense Ministry has a contingency plan in case of an American invasion.

It's only wisdom to have at the very least thought of a rough plan in case of hostilities with a neighbor.

Personally, I would expect a U.S. invasion to fail on the basis that it would expect to fight woodsmen on dog sleighs who have never heard of electricity and running water. This seemed to be Ann Coulter's image of our country and she seems to be one of the most vocal proponents of a militaristic stance towards Canada.

I find all of the anti-Canada comments following that article rather disturbing too.
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
01:11 / 05.05.06
Just to make sure, America has the forethought to make sure Wolverine won't help out Canada, right?
 
 
Queer Pirate
01:59 / 05.05.06
Just to make sure, America has the forethought to make sure Wolverine won't help out Canada, right?

I see that as rather unlikely. Last time I checked with Wolvie, he didn't seem to like the Canadian government so much. Mumbled about something along the lines of *grumble grumble* project Weapon X *grumble grumble*.
 
 
A
02:07 / 05.05.06
So all those American tourists who travel around with Maple Leaf patches so people will think they're Canadian are, like, sleeper agents or something?
 
 
Tim Tempest
03:24 / 05.05.06
And did you guys read the latest New Avengers? Alpha Flight's been decimated...So thats not great.

But you American bastards'll freeze to death before you ever hit Northern Alberta.

Plus, I've got a shovel, and I damn well know how to use it.

(And not in the typical snow-displacement fashion).
 
 
Saint Keggers
04:16 / 05.05.06
Yeah, you yanks better watch out or will set our ex-PM after you! He's got a patented chokehold and his wife will smite thee with a wicked Inuit Carving. (yes, its true!!)
Also, we have attack moose.
 
 
lekvar
05:42 / 05.05.06
And your current PM eats babies apparently. That's hardcore, that is.
 
 
astrojax69
05:53 / 05.05.06
probably just jelly babies...

i always wondered if the tardis was slowed down by the sheer energy required by some unseen wonder that only existed to generate tom baker's jelly babies, located in a freaky room somewhere near the time drive...

maybe america has plans to invade gallifrey?
 
 
stabbystabby
09:44 / 05.05.06
we aussies will come to your aide, Canada! anyone who can drink almost as much as us deserves our help!
 
 
Char Aina
09:55 / 05.05.06
wait... you think canadians are hard drinkers?
i mean, i get that australians have been deluded about their own status as hard-drinkin' folk for a while, but CANADA as well now?

jesus wept.
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
18:36 / 05.05.06
Windsor has seen many battles between the native Canadians and Americans who go over there to drink and gamble (the age for drinking is two years lower in Windsor than in Detroit). I've worked with more than one guy who would come to work every monday with either a black eye or severly scrapped knuckles or both.

Come to think of it, most of the guys I know have a Canuck head-bashin' story. It's sort of a right of passage around here, I think. Thank god I'm from the south where my exposure to canadians was limited and no one wanted to fight them anyway.
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
20:00 / 05.05.06
Hmm... man, eating babies. Christ. Has the Shrub done anything that hardcore? If not, we may want to rethink this. Then again, Bush does have Cheney (alias Darth Vader) and Rove (alias Satan) in his employ, so that might be a bonus.
 
 
Mistoffelees
20:00 / 05.05.06
Minutes ago I saw Bowling for Columbine for the first time, and there was something about the number of gun murders in Windsor. They had one "last year", and that was a guy from Detroit shooting a Canadian with a gun he had stolen in Michigan.
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
20:47 / 05.05.06
It's tradgic, isn't it?
 
  
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