akira, maybe that would be funnier if you could spell the word "see."
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Hahah. I'm just kidding. Obviously it's much funnier this way. By which I mean "It's good for a brief smile if you reflect on the irony of someone at an eye exam trying to be a smartass and failing to spell 'see' correctly."
Tell them you want your eyeballs swapped over, so they don't wear out unevenly. Like rotating tyres on a car. Refuse to believe that it is not standard optometric practice. Insist you know several people who have had it done and swear by it.
Before the doctor enters the room, memorize the tiny-font copyright line below the last line of letters on the eye chart. When the doctors then asks you, "Can you read the bottom line?", recite the copyright information.
