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Spyder Todd 2008

04:50 / 02.05.06

...
I, uh, was just kind of planning on sleeping my way up to the top of the food chain. You know, like Cinderella.

Spyder Todd 2008

04:53 / 02.05.06

Does that make me lazy? What, with the not-plotting-murder and such? I feel like everyone else is getting all proactive and bloodthirsty, and I'm just lying around being a whore.

Baz Auckland

05:26 / 02.05.06

Can I be the King's Twin? The one who was locked up for years and whatnot, and who was all secret and no one could see his face and...

(movie ending, not the book)

...in the end assumes the throne, locks the real king away, and rules happily ever after as a good and just guy?

Yeah?

Baz Auckland

05:36 / 02.05.06

Or... since I'm #36 in number of posts, I can be 36th in line to the throne! (All hail King Stoatie I)

Now (quick google)... that makes me... oh. Um..

Marina Mowatt.

Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown

06:03 / 02.05.06

You're not lazy, Spyder. You can hang out on my estate some time. You to can duel my neighbour after he things you stole his mistress.

Come. Join the Barbefops.

stabbystabby

07:15 / 02.05.06

Lady Constance De Coverlet. Or Grimbling.

Spyder Todd 2008

18:46 / 02.05.06

Hmm... that doesn't sound to bad at all.

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