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Eight-Year Olds Write Speeches For The President

Jack Fear

16:36 / 27.04.06

...and a professional Bush impersonator reads them.

Hilarity ensues.

Elijah, Freelance Rabbi

16:55 / 27.04.06

Sir Butts-A-Lot is great.

ibis the being

17:01 / 27.04.06

That's wonderful.

La de... la de... la de la.

Spyder Todd 2008

17:08 / 27.04.06

Melissa Mongan speaks strong truth:

"I know I have been a bad President and have come to the conclusion that it is because, like Dick Cheney, I have eaten too many twinkies."

I think that's made my whole week.

sibyline, beating Qalyn to a Q

17:12 / 27.04.06

I personally like the simplicity of Hannah's idea of stopping war by opening all the malls.

Sekhmet

17:17 / 27.04.06

"I'm so sorry. My brain was being attacked by aliens."

That is so going to be my new ringtone.

P. Horus Rhacoid

17:59 / 27.04.06

"Also, no more homework for kids... because child labor hurts."

The pause does it. These rule.

alejandrodelloco

18:15 / 27.04.06

"I just really like the word 'explode." These things, they are true!

Jake, Colossus of Clout

18:25 / 27.04.06

I just loved hearing "I'm so sorry" in Bush's voice.

enrieb

21:38 / 27.04.06

Eight-Year Olds Write Speeches For The President???

Do you mean to suggest that the President can read?

Our Lady Has Left the Building

05:40 / 28.04.06

Do 8 year olds often know how to use words like 'intimidated'?

Less searchable M0rd4nt

05:43 / 28.04.06

Yes. You'd be surprised.

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