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Not sure if I really want to post this, as it is quite tasteless, but I can't find an answer anywhere else. Help me barbelith, you're my only hope...
So the other day at work, I was arguing with a friend about wether or not a word exists whose definition is the act of causing a bowel movement in another person. He says No, because it is impossible to do such a thing. I replied Yes, in fact a martial-arts savvy co-worker claims it is possible through activation of pressure points, and besides my friend Brian claims to have actually done it (not through activation of pressure points, he "just hit a dude really hard right about...here" [indicates area of abdomen usually covered by a belt buckle]. It was during football practice, a perfectly legal tackling manouver went horribly awry).
He countered by saying that these aren't really recognized as techniques, martial arts or otherwise, so they don't have names beyond what Brian, who is a crazy anime ninja, gives them ("The Bowel Crusher" and so on).
I brought up reports that the military at one time was attempting to build a machine that utilized ultra-low frequencies to cause enemy soldiers to void their bowels. That machine would have a name, I said, and it would no doubt include the word I believe exists. If there were a machine that caused people to be thrown through windows, it would no doubt include the word "defenestrate" in its title somewhere, right?
He still refuses to believe that such a word exists. All attempts to confirm or deny my claim have been futile. Help us settle a bet: where would we go to get this information? |
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