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Sauron

21:35 / 11.04.06

fathers4justice

Mistoffelees

21:52 / 11.04.06

I've always hated the Milky Way - I mean what kind of celestial body is named after a piece of chocolate you can enjoy between meals??

But HOW to do it.

Don´t worry, it´s already being taken care of. The milky way is on a collision course with our neighbouring galaxy (no, I´m not joking, research it yourself). That´s circa 600.000.000.000 stars, that will smash into each other. Beeblebrox help!

Dead Megatron

22:02 / 11.04.06

War on Antartica!!!!

Because it's "cool"

Saint Keggers

22:25 / 11.04.06

What? Can't Canada declare war on anybody? Just the U.S. and Brits?

Baz Auckland

22:57 / 11.04.06

You can, but who? The War on Seals and Polar Bears doesn't have the same ring... although Greenland would be a nice unique war.

I vote the next Enemy should be...Andorra! The Strategic Lynchpin of Europe! With control of those 20sq.km Europe shall be Safe from Terror!

Saint Keggers

23:02 / 11.04.06

The war on seals??? On seals?
We only club our seals what need disciplinary action. Our navy seals are second to none. And they're sooo cute.

Ganesh

23:33 / 11.04.06

Very clubbable, though.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

23:45 / 11.04.06

Alderaan. Dantooine is too remote to make an effective demonstration.

petunia

23:47 / 11.04.06

Does canada actually have an army?!
Are the soldiers dressed like mounties?

I just have an image of thousands of that guy from 'Due South' marching in perfect unison.
Please tell me this is the case.

Surely the best thing the world could do would be provoke a war between the USA and the UK?

Set off a chain of rumours "Hey Tony, i hear George says he'd beeat you in a fight anyday!" and viceversa. Sure the USA would win, but at least nobody feels too guilty about the imposition of a foreign culture:

"They go in there with their tanks and guns and leave behind nothing but chain stores and McDonalds!...

...Oh"

Saint Keggers

23:56 / 11.04.06

Yeah we got an army. This is us in Afghanistan.

electric monk

23:59 / 11.04.06

Ace Young. That lad is a menace, an' no mistake.

petunia

00:17 / 12.04.06

Dammit.
Why do stereotypes never come true?!

Well we can work with this. How about Canada and the UK double-team America?
They might stand half a chance then...

Do you think mexico would like to help?

How about we turn this thread into a big game of Risk?

Slim

00:33 / 12.04.06

I say Nepal. Those people are already fighting for a revolution.

Panic

01:10 / 12.04.06

I, and a small group of well-trained associates, would be willing to go in and "restore democracy" to the long-suffering peoples of Monaco.

Baz Auckland

03:08 / 12.04.06

I say Nepal. Those people are already fighting for a revolution.

Some good visuals too... soldiers planting the flag on Everest? And the possibility of spillover into Tibet, which gives the whole thing sequel value...

War in the Himalayas II: Return of the Dalai!

Mourne Kransky

07:31 / 12.04.06

Abominable! No, man.

Sax

08:04 / 12.04.06

Yetis unavoidable, sadly. We must attack without further Dalai.

penitentvandal

08:07 / 12.04.06

I think it's fairly obvious that Z'hadum is going to be a problem a couple of centuries down the line, so why don't we just send a few nukes over there now? Obviously they might not actually arrive for a couple of centuries, but I'm sure our descendants will appreciate some help from the twenty-first century.

penitentvandal

08:08 / 12.04.06

Also, all these Tibet puns are really lama.

Mon Oncle Ignatius

08:27 / 12.04.06

Wan Tibet? They're only going to get worse...

All Acting Regiment

08:45 / 12.04.06

No! You're all wrong!

Should be

Norman Tebbit.

Do you

see?

Supaglue

10:51 / 12.04.06

Jeff Tweedy was right. Let's have a War on War.

Evil Scientist

12:25 / 12.04.06

The milky way is on a collision course with our neighbouring galaxy (no, I´m not joking, research it yourself).

Then surely a War on Andromeda is required? Filthy freedom-hating Andromeda. Stupid cod-philosophy slogans at the start of every episode. Rubbing it in with each and every mind-numbing episode that it managed to limp on for Darwin knows how many seasons whilst Firefly lays dead in the dust.

Sniv

13:12 / 12.04.06

We should fight Luxembourg, because they only have 474,413 people which would be a well quick fight what with all our fancy bombs and flying machines. And they have lots of iron ore and a GDP of $29.43 billion, which could plug a nice gap in the NHS accounts. And they only have an available army of just over 100,000 people. We could just sneak past 'em, steal their money, and carpet-bomb the cheese-eating fuckers on the way out. YAY us!

Hmmm, is it me, or are we the baddies now?

Evil Scientist

13:34 / 12.04.06

Hmmm, is it me, or are we the baddies now?

Well, according to those of a trollish nature, we do hate freedom...of speech.

Quantum

13:48 / 12.04.06

Andromeda-the-galaxy (M31 hereafter) is still 2,900,000 light years away, so in the meantime we can safely ignore M31 and concentrate on destroying the Fox execs who took Kaylee away from us.

In fact, let's just bomb the crap out of Fox generally. Target corporate headquarters with those fancy schmancy laser-guided missiles, and why stop at Fox? We could cripple Starbucks with some latte-seeking bombs, and blackmail the megapharms into providing cheap medicine (Pfizer, I'm looking at you!) and generally play merry hell with capitalist lapdogs... all we need is some advanced science and an evil leader willing to make the commitment to a better future. Anyone?

13:51 / 12.04.06

I say we declare war on Atlantis.

It's the perfect enemy. We don't know where it is, if it exists at all. We don't know what it's inhabitants look like, or what sort of customs they have. We don't know what sort of terrifying weapons Atlantis may be in posession of. But we have to assume the worst.

If we play our cards right, we could get 20 or 30 years worth of randomly bombing the ocean, hassling people at airports and eroding civil rights out of a War On Atlantis.

Quantum

13:52 / 12.04.06

Anyone at all willing to be an evil scientist bent on global domination? Darn it, guess not, I'll take my hyperadvanced WMDs elsewhere.

lord nuneaton savage

14:22 / 12.04.06

Are there airships involved? If so I'll give it a go...

Tezcatlipoca

15:09 / 12.04.06

Anyone at all willing to be an evil scientist bent on global domination?

Indeed, my dear Mr Quantum...

...and from my secret undersea Bass, I am even now plotting the downfall of Western civilisation and Julie Burchill.

Mistoffelees

15:21 / 12.04.06

...and from my secret undersea Bass, I am even now plotting the downfall of Western civilisation and Julie Burchill.

Does your secret undersea Bass look anything like this, Tez?

Höhöhöhöhö.

Saint Keggers

15:37 / 12.04.06

Anyone at all willing to be an evil scientist bent on global domination?

Did that already. Just because you dont notice doesn't mean it hasn't happened. I prefer a more laissez-faire world domination.
But I warn you, when needed I can easily become a fuzzy slipper stamping of a human face forever.

Mon Oncle Ignatius

16:40 / 12.04.06

...and from my secret undersea Bass...

It could be the fish kind. But I suspect subsonic emanations which wipe out Atlantis, R'lyeh, Weston-Super-Mare and points between in a giant tidal wave of destruction sometime soon.

There is only one solution.

A War on Bass! And when it is won - all your bass are belong to us!!! Mwwwwhaha....*

* since the rest of this evil laugh is below 8hz, you won't so much hear it as excrete involuntarily in response.

ONLY NICE THINGS

16:53 / 12.04.06

A War on Bass!

How low can you go?

Spyder Todd 2008

16:54 / 12.04.06

So, bass,

bass,

or Bass?

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