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Ninja Mouse vs. Pirate Centipede!

Mistoffelees

10:37 / 05.04.06

Remember, when TeN in his Chevy Tahoe commercial thread posted that horrid video, where the evil centipede devoured the poor mouse, while soulless creatures were filming?

Well, now it´s time for the Revenge of the Mice!

In Japanese mythology, heroes battle with giant centipedes, which even at mundane sizes are often thought to be connected with the world of the dead.

Watch in awe, as mama mouse beats the living chitin out of the rogue; showing him how fast a grasshopper mouse can hop the grass:

Grasshopper Mouse

_Boboss

10:49 / 05.04.06

oh, another ninjas vs. pirates thread. after many years and split ribs, i finally feel i have something to add to this marathon of 'humour'

the bit you're after's about two thirds of the way down. illustrious company eh?

Jawsus-son Starship

11:02 / 05.04.06

so if gaimen's a pirate, who is his ninja counterpart in the comic book industry. I've always viewed alan moore as something of a warrior monk.

Mistoffelees

11:32 / 05.04.06

These days Geoff Darrow might be the ninja. Have you seen his overthetop comic Shaolin Cowboy?

electric monk

11:37 / 05.04.06

Nah. Godfrey Mortenson's the ninja, dude. All the way.

Moore? He's a golem. Made of hair. A hair-golem.

Mistoffelees

11:45 / 05.04.06

Who is Godfrey Mortenson? I never heard of him after reading comics for 30 years. And google and wikipedia don´t have anything on him either.

electric monk

15:37 / 05.04.06

Should I tell hir?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

15:53 / 05.04.06

Dude. It's all made clear in the secret fora.

Mistoffelees

16:00 / 05.04.06

Hehehe, after monk pm´d me and asked me if the penny dropped, reading his pm, it suddenly dawned on me. I like this feeling of sudden realization.

TeN

17:51 / 05.04.06

haha the "kung fu scene" was priceless!

Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown

20:34 / 05.04.06

Just watched the centipede stuff.

In the second video they apparently got a much smarter mouse, becuase it took the centipede several minutes, and much prompting from the cameraman, to actually stun the mouse sufficiently that the centipede could get it.

My general theory is that if the live animals you're feeding your pet giant monster are too smart or too quick for said giant monster to eat (that fucker was over 25cm, that's giant in my books), you should let the survivors go and either throw in stupider members of the same species, or switch to a just plain stupider prey species.

Maybe hamsters.

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