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Yar! I'm a drunk pirate! What of it, ya scurvey dog? (YAAAR THERE BE PICTURES HERE)

  
  

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iamus
23:23 / 06.11.06
Graar.

How's the essay now ye scurby ol' sea dog?

I'm writing now. Honest I am. I'm not dicking about on the net.

Not at all.


I'm writing.
 
 
Princess
23:30 / 06.11.06
I decided not to do it. I'm sleeping instead.
Obviously you can all see how well that plan is going.
 
 
iamus
23:35 / 06.11.06
Are you doing what you want, though?

Are you free?
 
 
Princess
23:38 / 06.11.06
Am I bollocks.
I want to be in Durham with the MainDish, but I'm stuck in Lazytown trying to get the puppets to notice me.
No sex in over a month, and my degree is boring. Pah. I'm going to bed.

I assume I can trust my fellow pirates to keep any girly ninjas off the ship?
 
 
iamus
23:52 / 06.11.06
They've been guilted into seppuku 'cause they can't be arsed sneaking.
 
 
Princess
22:15 / 04.03.07
O god. I'm drunk

But tommorow I won't be. And we will move from this place. To the antiposdes. And I il bring my MainDish. An we will do it. And twill bw grear.

I like,u my boyfried a lot. He is teh roxxor.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:18 / 04.03.07
*raises grog to Princess and boyf*

ARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
Princess
22:21 / 04.03.07
o god og ogod og ogod
why can;t i take m drink anf why don;t o care about grammar when I get drunk?

oh my god. ber is nicel

BEHOL D MY ONTOLIGIC AL TERRORISM.!!!! 11!! i WILL break you reality tunnels I am snorting jeiitenes. damn you naught kittens I am haha rocking kittends]and it;'s noit my fayult I am drunk beduse we win quite a lor in teh bandt machines adnd it's good,]

Why are yhou all soo drunk , I am ambarradese for ou all Thank god I can conte=relo my drink
 
 
Princess
22:22 / 04.03.07
logan run bitches
!ikolvrf
 
 
Princess
22:22 / 04.03.07
Tjeres a dolphin on TV!
 
 
Princess
22:24 / 04.03.07
FDamn you bladder. I'm so full of uringe,
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:32 / 04.03.07
Swashbuckling, I know I'm a het guy and everything, but I fucking love you. Just take it easy on the booze otherwise you'll feel like shit when you're travelling.
 
 
Princess
22:32 / 04.03.07
No one replies as quikck as I do. I am cooler than all of you. I am about ot ave noodles and because I am cooler than all all of ou In will be cooler than ninja and pirate.

I am teh l33t Jesus instad.

Isn't logan cool run>
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:36 / 04.03.07
One of my favourite movies, truth be told.
 
 
Princess
22:38 / 04.03.07
Hello stoatie. My brothernlikes you. Hemwishes I had met you. Though I think you cool, I am not sure why he love you so much. I advise yiou get pepper spray in case yuu neat him.

IU do not understand dinasawn comics when Ii am drnks
 
 
Ticker
22:39 / 04.03.07
ARGH!

I'm 2 1/2 sheets ta the wind, haul anchor and let's be off, ye sorry half witted mongrels of fish and men!

Mostly I'm looking to a lengthy sea battle with the noble and virt...virt...fuck it. The noble and honorable spouse. My ambush is in place now I only needs the cover of darkness to overcome his ninja skills with my piratey lunge!
 
 
Princess
22:40 / 04.03.07
Aww stpatie. Yolu are xccol. We should meet and I would buy you a rose and maybe a cake and then to prove my love I would sellotape my eye to a pidgeon.

My noodles are almost done. Rejoice!
 
 
Princess
22:44 / 04.03.07
Hey XK. I have noodles now. In this great and epic battle that ou propose, what is the plunder you will get on victoyr,.]]

My noodles are cury,
 
 
Princess
22:48 / 04.03.07
Do you know what. I havbe been replying and not looking at other people's responjses. That was rudel, I apologise.

What have other people been doingl? How are you bth? This shouldn't eb the princess nthread. What have you two cool cats been doing?
 
 
Princess
22:50 / 04.03.07
restling in on the tv. Not interested,
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:50 / 04.03.07
I've been DRINKING BOOZE!!! And watching Metalocalypse.
 
 
Princess
22:52 / 04.03.07
I'm going to watch it too., My friend in the pub said I should. he said it was ver funn and and had the world best guitarit with superfluous esses.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:54 / 04.03.07
It does.

It's the best thing ever made by anyone ever.
 
 
Ticker
22:54 / 04.03.07
My loot was a few cosmos (sadly not the ginger cosmo variety I favor) a grilled spinach salad and PURE EVIL in the form of a slice of kahlua chocolate cheesecake (which I'm not supposed to eat ever).

Now I'm lounging while the spouse finishes his book inventory excel spreadsheet and THEN THERE WILL BE RAVISHMENT!!! SHIRT RIPPING, BARREL SMASHING, wait the spouse isn't really a cabin boy. Crap. I've got him a cabana boy outfit but that doesn't quite cover cabin boy. Hrm.
 
 
Ticker
22:57 / 04.03.07
Metalocalypse is my favorite. I can't tell if I'd rather be Nathan Explosion or just watch new episodes of Metalocalypse.

William Murderface. Murderface. Murderface.
What the crap is the name of their lawyeresque wrangler?
 
 
Princess
23:01 / 04.03.07
My Mom's laptop is teh pantzorz. I can't hearw what th metal people are saying.

XK, well done on the ravishment. Also, Kalua is ver goof. It alwas makes me thnk of canaries. Tell then spouse that the power of Princess compells him (to ravish)n and that he should be proud of the magical empiry that he is allowed ti wan der in.
 
 
Princess
23:05 / 04.03.07
Do you know what I wish? I wish that I hd the cell block tango plaing every time I had a walk.

Because I am cool like those women
 
 
Princess
23:09 / 04.03.07
Are you two kids on facebbook> Because we should add each other and be super specil friends.
 
 
Princess
23:10 / 04.03.07
What does welter wheight mean|
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:10 / 04.03.07
Oh well, all you pirate types, I'm gonna have to hit me hammock. I have dogs to walk tomorrow, and I want to do it early so I can have a few hours of grog-drinkin' afterwards before I go back on the nightshift.

ARRRR.

BRING ME THE HORIZON, YE SCURVY DOGS!!!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:11 / 04.03.07
Although maybe one more beer and one more Metalocalypse wouldn't do too much harm...

I'm not on Facebook... think I should join? I'm not really up with all this newfangled malarkey.
 
 
Princess
23:14 / 04.03.07
Facebook rocks! I am on it. You should join and the a ]d
dd bgw5 at aber dot ac dot uk. it is full of cool people like me.

Also some dickeheades, but my cool outwihs their wankerness.
 
 
Princess
23:15 / 04.03.07
Is "bring me teh horison" that song aboutn "my teeth are manogoea" and crazy stuff like that?
 
 
Princess
23:17 / 04.03.07
i have eaten 6 farmhose slices. do not judge me.
 
 
Princess
23:23 / 04.03.07
cheap cheese and onion crispts aer not as good as
mccpys

I love dvendra banhart. Maybe that spiders knows stuff I don't know maube?

And coco rosie is rocking too. Tattoo ossf ships and tattoo of tears



WHAT SHOULD I EAT NEXT???
 
  

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