I miss Jock Penfold

paranoidwriter waves hello

23:14 / 24.03.06

Dick Janfled has been gone for quite a while now, and I can feel the depression sinking in. I keep seeing threads by him and they bring a tear to my eye.

How's everyone else coping with this immense absence, this gaping void in all our lives?

I would hit the gin, but I'm at work. I may hit the boss instead.

Elijah, Freelance Rabbi

23:19 / 24.03.06

I tried drawing comic books in MSPaint, but they kept coming out devoid of any character, like that Alex Ross guy's art.

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23:24 / 24.03.06

I'm standing by Holyrood Palace strewing lilies across the road and impersonating Elton, but it's just not the same.

23:53 / 24.03.06

I'm just going to sit here and wait, like Miss Haversham. He'll be back, won't he?

00:03 / 25.03.06

Jeremy Doodlebug is the reason I breathe.

Without Josephine Derglewhoop, Barbelith's rainbow hues come up all shit brown.

00:12 / 25.03.06

What's this tree doing here?

Saint Keggers

00:18 / 25.03.06

Ever since he left my drugs dont work.

00:22 / 25.03.06

Jack, it seems so long
Since you been gone
Since you went away
And I just gotta say
That it grows darker with the day...

*sniff*

00:23 / 25.03.06

If he came yesterday and we weren't here you may be sure he won't come again today.

00:25 / 25.03.06

Barbelith is like a badger without it's stripes right now. It's an albino badger. That's weird.

00:26 / 25.03.06

Albino hamsters, not so strange. But nobody sees those ghostly looking badgers around! They're spooky.

Saint Keggers

00:26 / 25.03.06

Y'know what? Screw that! HE left US!

Look at the sorry state we're in. Who's fault is that? Jack's fault! Its worse than when Frosty the snowman melted! We can survive without him!

WE dont need another hero!
(Sing it people!)
We dont need to go home!
All we want is what's beyond
The Denfeld Zone!

00:30 / 25.03.06

On a side note, has anybody tried Google imaging Jack Denfeld lately?

It's not spectacular. It's just so right. Especially with the first three.

00:30 / 25.03.06

If you have only just started to study badgers, this photograph serves to remind you that you should never take anything for granted with these animals. Just when you thought you knew something about them (i.e., they're black and white), along comes an albino, just to prove that you didn't know as much as you thought you did. Badgers are like that.

Those crazy badgers!

00:36 / 25.03.06

It's just a normal badger that's scared because Jack has gone.

00:37 / 25.03.06

You just wait until you go down to the woods being all "Shit, I know so much about badgers"

Albino badger: "YO YO!"

"Whoa! I was WRONG. You schooled me proper, son."

Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown

00:37 / 25.03.06

Keggers, calm down. It's the grief. It's making you crazy.

Saint Keggers

00:52 / 25.03.06

(start Homer quote)
Go crazy? Dont mind if I do!
(end Homer quote)

Dead Megatron

01:13 / 25.03.06

"This is not anarchy, Evey. This is chaos"

..or something like that.

No jack, no slack...

01:30 / 25.03.06

Barbelith without Jack is not so much like an albino badger...

...as a mongoose right now. It is smaller, leaner, and meaner in its depression. Similarly, it is unable to burrow deep into the soft, comforting earth, but instead seeks eternal battle with deadly serpentine foes in an attempt to end itself, so sad is it for losing him.

Oh woe betide the poor Mongolith/Barbegoose. It is a sad, depressed, Jack-less creature.

Jack Denfeld

03:22 / 25.03.06

Hey, I'm back. Missed you all, glad to be home.

Sean the frumious Bandersnatch

03:28 / 25.03.06

*runs to window*

Hey! It's Jack! It's Jack! He came back for us!

matthew.

03:36 / 25.03.06

Hold on.

*puts down cliched crumpled brown paper bag*

I... was... so... worried... for... you....

*puts away bad joke*

Good to have you back, your Highness.

04:44 / 25.03.06

I've been sleeping with your wife while you were gone, Jack.

Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown

06:22 / 25.03.06

Let all rejoice. Jack is back with badgers to banish the mongoose.

06:34 / 25.03.06

8===>Q: alyn

09:46 / 25.03.06

Can I tell you why Jack left? He told me all about it whilst we were flatboating on the Mississippi. He left because he's tired of this joke where you dolts mispronounce his name. It's so tired. I bet most of you don't even remember the circumstance in which is was funny. His name is Happy Jack Denfeld and that's that.