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I am leaving Barbelith! Peace out Barbaloids!

 
 
Jack Denfeld
19:48 / 24.03.06
I have to go catch the bus in like fifteen minutes for work, so goodbye Barbelith. It's been a blast and I feel I've learned alot since being here. Hopefully one day I'll come back from work (probably in six hours or so) and will be welcomed back with open arms. Until then, don't worry about me too much. Hopefully I'll see you all around some day (a litle after 11pm tonight in convo and comics). See ya.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:49 / 24.03.06
Ooh, I hope he's alright. I do fret so.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
19:59 / 24.03.06
How can you say "don't worry about me too much"? Of course we worry, little Duckfield. We worried when you took up poker. We worried when you ended up living in your car. We worried when you had the menu test looming. Worrying about you is one of our favourite pastimes. You're entitled to our concern, dude. Plus, it stops us worrying about what fuck ups we are.
 
 
Ganesh
20:00 / 24.03.06
Hi De Hi!
 
 
Dead Megatron
20:07 / 24.03.06
Too bad I'll be sleeping and will miss Denfield's grand reunion tour...
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
20:34 / 24.03.06
I still maintain that your kingship is fraudulent.
 
 
The Falcon
20:48 / 24.03.06
Heretic. Return safe, O sovereign.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
20:51 / 24.03.06
*opens arms*
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:59 / 24.03.06
No, Nina! There's no need for self-harm! He's coming back! He said so.

I do hope he meant it.

Damn. I'm worrying already.
 
 
Benny the Ball
22:40 / 24.03.06
This place just isn't the same without Jack...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:49 / 24.03.06
Just as well Deva's offline for a few days... ze'd only try to seize power again.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:14 / 24.03.06
It's scary without Jack here.
 
 
■
23:22 / 24.03.06
Oh, no. I can't sleep. Something's wrong. Barbelith is dying. Oh, no, I know, it's that milk I spilled in the fridge, isn't it?

Sorry, as you were.
[Counts]

Where's the king?
[Panics]
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:26 / 24.03.06
And if/when he returns how do we know it's the REAL King? Maybe he traded places with an impersonator and is now in a resthome with Kennedy?
 
 
The Falcon
23:32 / 24.03.06
You'll just know.
 
 
praricac
23:38 / 24.03.06
the old "turning back the tide" test always goes down well ... as failed by king canute (although recently uncovered historical records suggest he could have turned back the tide if he'd really wanted to, he just couldn't be bothered)
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:39 / 24.03.06
Only the rightful king can pull the sword from the stone. or something like that, I expect. Either way, I'm pretty sure we'll be able to tell.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
23:40 / 24.03.06
Maybe he traded places with an impersonator and is now in a resthome with Kennedy?

That's such a great movie.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:44 / 24.03.06
movie?
 
 
Alex's Grandma
23:48 / 24.03.06
Penfold:

I've been reading your posts for a couple of years now, and frankly, I've had enough.

Your contributions have been, at best, morbidly solipsistic, and at worst... well if there are words, they are not in my voab
 
 
grant
01:23 / 25.03.06
Deva gone? And Jack? This is fishy.
 
 
Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown
01:27 / 25.03.06
I suspect Haus' imposter in the crimes.
 
 
Sean the frumious Bandersnatch
04:47 / 25.03.06
Bubba Ho-Tep. The movie is Bubba Ho-Tep, where Elvis and Kennedy fought a mummy.
 
 
Jack Denfeld
04:51 / 25.03.06
I know that movie! Bruce Campbell plays Elvis.
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
17:09 / 25.03.06
Only the rightful king can pull the sword from the stone. or something like that, I expect.

Listen, I love Jackie D ass much as everyone, but still, is pulling a quasi-mystical weapon out of a large rock really a legitimate and intelligent way to claim sovereignty? Surely there must be a more qualified test to determine who should rule. Perhaps a divine, spiritual entity, like, say, Keggers, could send a divine edict to the masses, to help us choose a leader.

Now, if the godhead were to choose Denfeld, that would be different.
 
 
Saint Keggers
17:53 / 25.03.06
I dont "choose the denfeld" but I let him have fun playing king of the castle.
 
 
Dead Megatron
21:24 / 25.03.06
Listen, I love Jackie D ass much as everyone, but still, is pulling a quasi-mystical weapon out of a large rock really a legitimate and intelligent way to claim sovereignty?

Personally I cant think of a better way to choose a warrior king to save us from the invading hordes. Can you? It certainly beats democratic elections, if History thaugh us anything.
 
  
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