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21:19 / 24.03.06
Now DANCE!!!

(Aims Armoury forum at Ganesh's feet)

Srsly. Every male-identified poster on barbelith is penis-obsessed, and the invisible Sex and Armoury fora are just proof— the weapon/phallus is z0 p0w3rfu11 that it cannot be allowed to enter the eye of the casual reader, lest its sacred vital essence spurt into hir unprepared brains and make hir die/become "enlightened."

Jeezus, I guess that means I just threatened Ganesh with metaphorical spooge on his boots.
 
 
Olulabelle
21:31 / 24.03.06

Listens to the sound of female silence echoing through the thread
 
 
Ganesh
21:43 / 24.03.06
Too busy giggling and chuckling to listen, Lula. About cocks. Obviously.
 
 
Dead Megatron
21:49 / 24.03.06
Haha yes. Teh gays (me and Xoc) are taking a moment away from giggling about cocks (which is what occupies approximately 98% of teh gays' time) to say it's great that we're entertaining you. We love being entertaining.

Actually, I thougth you were funny as a wordsmith (winkiedom!), but if you prefer to be funny as a gay man, go for it.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:50 / 24.03.06
I can't keep up. I thought you just dressed in penis costumes.
 
 
Ganesh
21:59 / 24.03.06
Actually, I thougth you were funny as a wordsmith (winkiedom!), but if you prefer to be funny as a gay man, go for it.

Well, weirdly enough, I wasn't trying to be any kind of funny there. I was attempting to signal (without oversignalling, which is what I've just crossed over into now) my faint disquiet about being identified as one of the two giggly, chucklesome people who'd fill our notional Sex forum with oo-er puns. I'm not entirely sure why, exactly, this light-hearted assertion bothers me slightly: I mean, I do generate innuendo an' all, as does Xoc.

I think it tickles my snark reflex because it seems - to my possibly sensitised palate - to tap into that whole stereotypical thing of "oh, those gays! all they think about is sex and cocks! they're a laugh, though, eh?" Which may not be terribly fair, because sometimes I jocularly refer to that trope. Seems a bit... I dunno, a bit much when someone else does the referring for me.

Probably overreacting. Bleh.
 
 
Dead Megatron
22:04 / 24.03.06
Well, weirdly enough, I wasn't trying to be any kind of funny there. I was attempting to signal (without oversignalling, which is what I've just crossed over into now) my faint disquiet about being identified as one of the two giggly, chucklesome people who'd fill our notional Sex forum with oo-er puns

Which you did, man. Except you did it in a way that's very clear, clever, AND funny. And - and this is just me - I always thought humour is the best way to get a message across to dimwits like myself.

Now, seriously, I didn't mean anything like "look teh gays being funny" with my post. I apologise if it came through like that.
 
 
Ganesh
22:08 / 24.03.06
My gentle facetiousness is clearly funnier than I thought. Apologies, then, DM (and I do mean that); you kinda got caught up in my snark beam, there.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
22:15 / 24.03.06
none
 
 
Dead Megatron
22:20 / 24.03.06
I know, I know. I wasn't angy at him at all or anything like that. I just want everybody to like me, and think I'm teh cool

just prone to rambling on!

Strong Truth!

Now, let's get back to talk about fora that I shall never see with my own two optical sensors?
 
 
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22:29 / 24.03.06
< MYTHBUSTER >

Since the humour, such as it was, is running dry, it might be time to say, for the record, that there is no Sex forum, and there is no Armoury forum. There was me turning self-deprecating humour on barbelith's reputation for elitism and combining it with inside jokes about, in one case, a serious proposal, and in another case, what I think was an in-joke about the serious proposal. You aren't being left out of any secret SEXXXY or GUNNNY discussions. Sorry if this ruins the fun, like snatching off Santa's beard, but I didn't want anyone possibly thinking we were actually THAT elitist, for heaven's sake.

< / MYTHBUSTER >

The secret Cuisine & Boozin forum, on the other hand...
 
 
Dead Megatron
23:03 / 24.03.06
Well, assuming that's the truth, you just pulled the best prank of the century so far, id.

But I don't believe it. I want in the Aroury Forum. Unicron be damned, I just finished polishing my fusion cannon.
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
23:14 / 24.03.06
well, yes id, that is what they would MAKE YOU SAY!

But yes, in all honesty, I only thought hidden fora could exist for about 5 seconds after seeing a reference to an Armoury in another thread, and mostly thought this thread would lead to teh funny, which it did.
 
 
The Falcon
23:36 / 24.03.06
Someone better tell marlboro72, then. He'll not be pleased.
 
 
Bubblegum Death
23:46 / 24.03.06
I want an Aroury forum, too.
Is it anything like an Aroused forum?
 
 
Isadore
00:28 / 25.03.06
Or an Orrery? Damn, I'd like an Orrery.

Seriously, though, Id, credibility on this issue? Gone.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:30 / 25.03.06
Mornington Crescent is super best when played in the secret Foras( forae?)
 
 
Isadore
00:39 / 25.03.06
(Psst: 'forum' is singular, 'fora' is plural.)
 
 
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00:45 / 25.03.06
A psychohistoriography of this joke:

Are you for, against, or indifferent to a forum for games?

A new forum for sport? games?

First appearance of Missing Forum Conspiracy Theory (to my knowledge)

Should there be a Sex and Relationship forum?

Should "Shut up, Gaiman" get a forum of its own?

IF we had an Armoury thread...

IF we had an Armoury forum... (although that's matt, who is supposed to be "out of the loop" anyway)

So there you go. I think that's roughly chronological, but I'm in no condition to count right now... I'm waiting for Deck Janfields.
 
 
Dead Megatron
01:11 / 25.03.06
Ah, the cover-up continues...
 
 
grant
01:29 / 25.03.06
You forgot Ganesh has a really great penis.

As do I, of course.
 
 
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02:01 / 25.03.06
I didn't forget that Ganesh has a really great penis. I'm just helping him keep it more of a secret, a desire of his which that thread clearly demonstrates.
 
 
Ganesh
05:56 / 25.03.06
Does it, Entity? Not really - and, Grant, as you're perhaps suggesting (and as I readily acknowledged earlier), I do make cock jokes all the time. The I've got a really great penis thing was originally a pisstake of another thread around at the time, I've got a really great coat, which I saw as an endearing variant on male competitiveness.

There was something about the grouping together of us two male gayers under the "giggling about cocks" banner which tickled my snark. I'm sure it's meant as a bit of fun, etc., but it's a little like the difference between referring to oneself as a "poof" and a moderately good straight friend calling one a "poof". It's not a big thing, but it's mildly snarkworthy.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
12:00 / 25.03.06
I loved the way the coat thread turned into cocksmanship, while the actual penis thread turned into a commentary on comics fannery. (It was also the first time I was made aware of "Giant-Size Man-Thing", for which it always has a place in my heart).
 
 
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14:38 / 25.03.06
Sorry, Ganesh. Being a bit tongue in cheek there.
 
 
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14:41 / 25.03.06
In that I was saying that the act of you starting a thread (some years ago) about the greatness of your cock, indicates that you want that fact kept secret. Playful incongruity.

My jokes keep getting more and more obscure, it seems— maybe I should go back to being a humourless transsexual for awhile.

I understand why you were irked about the cockjokes thing. I wasn't very helpful, but I understand.
 
 
grant
03:20 / 26.03.06
Sorry. I just wish someone would bump that old thread. It's still one of my favorites.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
03:29 / 26.03.06
I remember when we had the Platinum Membership Fora. I guess they got canned when Tom redesigned the site?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
04:18 / 26.03.06
Is that what you were told, Q?
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
04:39 / 26.03.06
That's what I was told to tell you.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
10:36 / 26.03.06
The Platinum Membeship Forum backdrop is SHINY
 
  

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