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Zen Circumvention

 
 
—| x |—
17:46 / 16.03.02
This little ditty was originally intended to appear in the next issue of the zine I occasionally put together (called raz), but since the "next issue" was supposed to be completed two years ago, I thought I'd put this up here:

There is a famous Zen koan:

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

While Zen riddles are not really for answering, the concept of "om" comes as close to an answer as we might allow.

An experiment in om:
1. Hold your hand in front of you.
2. Make a fist.
3. Examine your fist: What does it look like? What is the texture? How does it feel? What ideas does it invoke? etc.
4. Keeping all these ideas and feelings about your fist in your mind, hold your fist behind your head.
5. With your fist behind your head, and your ideas about your fist in your mind, slowly unclench your fist until your fingers are outstretched.

If you did not hear the sound of one hand clapping,
don't be a mourner.
Enlightenment is simply around the next
straight-a-way.

m3
 
 
Traz
08:43 / 17.03.02
I misread the title as "Zen Circumcision." Which inspired me to write the following little koan...

"A young monk asked Toshi if the Buddha had been circumcised or not. Toshi siezed his staff and demanded, 'Remove your clothes! If I find you are circumcised, I will strike you ten times on the right side; if I find you are not, I will strike you ten times on the left side!' The young monk bowed his head and was silent; Toshi said, 'Now, you understand what the Buddha was.'"
 
 
The Monkey
15:55 / 20.03.02
My favorite Zen master was the one who answered all questions about the nature of the Buddha by spanging the querent upside the head.
 
 
—| x |—
17:43 / 20.03.02
quote:Originally posted by [monkey - greatest sage of all]:
My favorite Zen master was the one who answered all questions about the nature of the Buddha by spanging the querent upside the head.


Yarr! Or the one who cuts off the student's finger because the student was imitating his gesture. Can someone say, "spontaneity," or "authenticity," maybe? Or perhaps, "spauthentineity?"



m3

PS: Dig your koan as well Traz!
 
 
Lionheart
14:08 / 21.03.02
quote:Originally posted by Traz:
I misread the title as "Zen Circumcision." Which inspired me to write the following little koan...

"A young monk asked Toshi if the Buddha had been circumcised or not. Toshi siezed his staff and demanded, 'Remove your clothes! If I find you are circumcised, I will strike you ten times on the right side; if I find you are not, I will strike you ten times on the left side!' The young monk bowed his head and was silent; Toshi said, 'Now, you understand what the Buddha was.'"


The Buddha was a girl?
 
 
Nietzsch E. Coyote
07:22 / 23.03.02
The buddha knew that whether or not his willy was snipped didn't matter, so no one knows.

The buddha was discrete.
 
 
—| x |—
18:02 / 25.03.02
The Buddha was continuous!

 
  
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