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Terms of endearment

 
 
trouser the trouserian
13:58 / 14.03.06
Not long ago, arriving home after a long day at the office, my lover, my soulmate, my partner of nearly fourteen years, didst utter these sweet words to me -

"Go and have a wash, you look like a SWEATY TURD!"

Which, needless to say, I'm not about to let her forget in a hurry.

Anyone else been on the receiving end of similar terms of endearment?
 
 
All Acting Regiment
15:06 / 14.03.06
"C'm'ere, you little Jizz-bucket!"

From a rather eccentric friend who I hadn't seen for ages, in the middle of a train station. Which got some looks.
 
 
Dead Megatron
18:15 / 14.03.06
"Yo, you muthafuckin'asshole!"

"Your mama!"

That's how me and one of my best friends always greet each other (after translation). Ok, it's not very creative, or mature, but it gives me such warm feeeeelin's
 
 
Jawsus-son Starship
18:40 / 14.03.06
I always say "The World is not ready for swellhead" when I see my mate Slicker, who has a large head. He usually just says hello back. Hmmm.
 
  
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