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Not long ago, arriving home after a long day at the office, my lover, my soulmate, my partner of nearly fourteen years, didst utter these sweet words to me -
"Go and have a wash, you look like a SWEATY TURD!"
Which, needless to say, I'm not about to let her forget in a hurry.
Anyone else been on the receiving end of similar terms of endearment? |
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