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Sex is Fun & Miniskirts are cheeky: Putting the Pleasure back into the Sexing

 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
01:13 / 10.03.06
A lot of time lately has been devoted to the issues of sexuality and gender as battlegrounds, coercion, and the Woman's Body as Invaded Landscape ("No sir, thank you, but you do NOT own the mineral rights to this tract of land!"), BUT! No sir, madame, M period no S or R, we can still enjoy our positive sexing, we can still have fun! As counterpart, as flip side, I ask you: what makes your sex fun? What makes your sex good? What do you enjoy about THE KISS (besides Gene Simmons) [Oh, wow, just pictured Gene Simmons making out with Alice Cooper.], our paragon of loving desire?

In other words: the latest Sex & Body faux thread.

Personally, privately, between you and me, honey, I prefer it when it's absolutely hilarious sex. We don't have to be pandimensional with the positions, but sex with me should (roughly) resemble a polymorphous Abbot & Costello routine, or possibly French & Saunders. Jokes must be told, innnuedos delivered, and there must be copious tickling. I have no time for dour, grunty sex or pornstar quality fucking.
 
 
Aertho
01:32 / 10.03.06
"owning the mineral rights to this tract of land"

I have to say, that is the strangest euphemism for going steady I've ever heard.
 
 
Bubblegum Death
01:43 / 10.03.06
Yeah! I don't know about Abbott and Costello, but my wife and I had our comedic moments during sex. Especially role-playing.
She always used to want to role-play. She would rbe the patient and I would be the doctor. Or she would be the naughty student and I would be the geeky teacher. The only problem was I would be so self-conscious I couldn't help but make jokes. And then she would be angry, 'cause I wasn't serious about it.

And then there was the time her dog got into bed with us, and started angling his nose into unexpected places.
 
 
De Selby
02:00 / 10.03.06
mmmm long and slow. If the whole process (pre and post included) could take a day I would be very happy. Actually, isn't that what most people want?

Funny can be good, but I dunno about Abbott and Costello. I'm thinking more Monty Python....

And then there was the time her dog got into bed with us, and started angling his nose into unexpected places.

I'm glad you stopped the post there.

"And then, Black Beauty couldn't take it any more and he finally did some of his own mounting."
 
 
Alex's Grandma
02:04 / 10.03.06
'Nurse, the screens!'
 
 
Bubblegum Death
02:28 / 10.03.06
Yeah, I was going to add another incident that happened to us one time; but I decided it might be going a little too far.
 
  
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