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New Nimrod and Ultron comic (words by Cat Stevens)

 
 
Jack Denfeld
04:44 / 03.03.06


 
 
Sax
06:57 / 03.03.06
Y'know, Jack, I think it's a sad state of affairs that your true genius will probably only be recognised after you're dead.
 
 
■
07:07 / 03.03.06
[Weeps gently]
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
07:08 / 03.03.06
Whoah. It's like a Penfold pop video. With robots.
 
 
Jack Denfeld
07:20 / 03.03.06
Y'know, Jack, I think it's a sad state of affairs that your true genius will probably only be recognised after you're dead.
Just like Jason Todd.
 
 
Triplets
07:30 / 03.03.06
One day your brain is going to make a zombie so happy.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
07:58 / 03.03.06
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
08:03 / 03.03.06
Just like Jason Todd.

God. You know what? Fuck all this 'Jason Todd' bullshit. Just fuck it. I don't know how that got started. You are all on crazy pills.

Christ. Next you'll be all like "ooh, Darren 2 was better on Bewitched".

Better? My ass he was better. Effing crazy pills. I don't know, Jason Todd and Darren 2 and kids these days...

[strides off mumbling angrily to self]
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
08:19 / 03.03.06
Le blaireau mauvais! Magnifique!

(Not sure if that's right- hope I haven't inadvertently offended the entire French-speaking world).
 
 
Jack Denfeld
08:53 / 03.03.06
God. You know what? Fuck all this 'Jason Todd' bullshit. Just fuck it. I don't know how that got started. You are all on crazy pills.
I hate to derail this thread but I gotta stick up for my favorite Robin. Jason Todd Robin kicked major ass! He stole Batman's hubcaps, ordered rum and cokes, pushed rapists off buildings while telling Batman, "Ooops, he slipped.". As a kid I thought, yeah! Super-Teenage rebellion!

And he was killed as a kind of prank. No one really wanted to kill Jason Todd, it was just a "Heh, I'm gonna vote to have him killed, now what will DC do?". But too many people voted that way!

People complained about a Robin not making any sense, but Jason Todd was the only one that really made sense to me. The only one fucked up enough, and street smart enough not to seem like a joke while hanging out with a guy in a batsuit and dodging bullets.

I hated Tim Drake! I don't care if he was on a cool cartoon. I always wanted to break that kid's jaw when I was a kid.

And his comeback is great! It adds even more to the Batman story. Not only was Jason Todd Batman's greatest failure, but he crawled out of his coffin, and now Batman's greatest failure is also a part of his rogue's gallery now! And themes of father abandonment, not living up to parental expectations, having to face your failures head on in the physical world, it's all great stuff!

And really, why is anyone pissed off that Jason Todd's back? It's mainstream superhero comic books, characters come back to life!

Keep your head up Judd, I think you did a great job.
 
 
Bubblegum Death
15:42 / 03.03.06
You should do Tim Drake vs. Galactus. And Tim's only weapon is a spork.
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
18:33 / 03.03.06
And he was killed as a kind of prank. No one really wanted to kill Jason Todd, it was just a "Heh, I'm gonna vote to have him killed, now what will DC do?". But too many people voted that way!

You really believe that? No, of course you don't. You wanted him dead. You knew what I knew, what the whole goddam world knew: that Jason Todd had it coming. It was his time.

Shit, I didn't even know they were bringing him back. I thought it was just idle rumor. I'll bet he's pissed.
 
 
Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown
19:36 / 03.03.06
So Undertoad, what you're saying is that this game of CLUE goes like:

Galactus, murdered in the Andromeda Galaxy, by Jason Todd, with the Spork?

I like it. Let me talk to my Hollywood contacts. We'll have a major motion picture by August. Maybe something starring...I dunno...Samuel L. Jackson. Because he's in everything.
 
 
Bubblegum Death
19:53 / 04.03.06
YES! And Christopher Walken as Galactus! With Michael Bay directing!

It will be this generation's Easy Rider!
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
00:08 / 05.03.06
Jack. Please. Jack, don't tell me you have not read Brat Pack.
 
 
A
02:33 / 05.03.06
Oh man. I would love to see Samuel L. Jackson playing Robin.

I'm sure we're all picturing it in our heads now, and attempting to do an impression of it on the internet would only cheapen things....
 
 
pointless & uncalled for
02:48 / 05.03.06
Isn't that the whole point of the internet?
 
 
Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown
03:30 / 05.03.06
Joker: "Its useless, Bird-Boy! NO ONE can defeat mighty Galactus! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Samuel L. Robin: "Yeah? Whats that I hear, muthafucka? Yeah! That's the ANGRY Bird Boy who's about to shove his Bird Spork up your pasty ass! Now do you think that makes this more funny, or less?"

Galactus: "I am verily pleased with this carnage. I will withdraw and devour another world. Possibly Mars. No one seems to be using that."

Joker: "NO! My plan has FAILED! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
 
 
Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown
03:31 / 05.03.06
That, by the way, sets up the inevitable sequel:

Robin vs. John Carter! With Sporks!
 
  
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