Well I'd like to have the big wake deal where all my friends and family can come out to a big piss-up with flowing booze and pounds of pot (on me of course—I hope!). They can all sit 'round and get all loaded up and talk about whatever they'd like: what a good guy I was, what a rat bastard I was, what the score was of the game last night and how that one gal made that super sweet play, and so on. I’d also like it if there was some live entertainment, but not too sure what that would be: a freakshow, a band, some dancers? It'd be cool if a freakshow used my body in their show at my wake though...
After that, I'd like to be able to do what IA suggests above, that is, have my carcass hauled up into a tree, and let the birds and other carrion have at it. Perhaps after my bones are picked clean they could be made into something useful (like a chair or a guitar or something).
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