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Alex, thank you for that but it's precisely the 'basic black' thing which is worrying me. You see, it is an ethnographic fact little known beyond the few brave anthropologists who have dared to live amongst and study this tribe that the Goths have over forty different words for 'black'. This is a psycholinguistic point of great importance to the tribe's thinking, reflecting a profound awareness of subtle distinctions within the category of what most Westerners would simply and unproblematically regard as 'black'. As well as basic black for example, the Goths are known to acknowledge light black, dark black, deep black, doom black, slime black, mouldy black, moody black, brilliant black, boisterous or bombastic black, bohemian black, wistful black, wanton black, winter black, fluffy black, flippant black, in-yer-face-fuck-off black, ironic black, kinky black, shiny black, rubbery black, distressed black, deconstructed black, vintage black, retro black, futuristic black, Whitby black, vampy black, tarty black, outré black, couture black, pot black, kettle black, blacker-than-black black and many, many other blacks far too subtle and complex to explain to the uninitiated. If I turn up wearing just basic black they'll all laugh at me and say I am unsophisticated and, well, basic. And I shouldn't be able to stand that - if there's one thing I will not be seen as, it's basic. And so I have decided to home in on the "1930's" bit of the dress code and wear my Indiana Jones costume which I have left over from a fancy dress party, seeing as how he's totally 1930's and sort of like some of the Lovecraftian heroes what with his whole going-off-to-explore-scary-lost-worlds antics. That way I avoid looking like a newbie Goth, and I get to wave a bullwhip about which is never a bad thing.
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