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Ugly people, geeks, and people that try to be different to get attention!

 
 
mr insensitive
09:09 / 04.03.02
Are you plain? Are you fat? Are you a nerd or a misfit? Has anyone ever told you that you're a weirdo? I'm not a geek, or a nerd, and the vast majority of the attention I get is from women who think I'm good looking.

So all you freaks, you people with the fat faces and the skanky hair, you guys and gals who spend all your time typing away at a keyboard because the only people thet'll chat with you are fellow geeks surfing the net who don't have to put up with your acne and hideous foreheads/chins/noses/features, tell me how it feels to be a freak of nature! I want to know! I WANT TO LEARN!

***Edited to say this is not meant to be offensive! I just want to see things through your eyes so that I may learn more about myself!***

[ 04-03-2002: Message edited by: Mr insensitive ]
 
 
odd jest on horn
09:16 / 04.03.02
then there are those who are social misfits not due to lack of looks but their lack of... something else

[disclaimer] i like feeding trolls, they make such nice happy noises when they're fed [/disclaimer]
 
 
Trijhaos
09:30 / 04.03.02
Dude, I really hate to tell you this, but those people who vocally say "I am not a <insert negative stereotype here>" usually are.

I'm not a misfit because of some silly little thing like appearance.

I'm a misfit because I'm shy, simple as that, I couldn't initiate a conversation to say my life. I don't talk to people, they assume I don't want to talk, and go on their merry away so I go on my lonely way.

Its easy to talk on the internet. People don't judge you based upon your appearance and you'll have an easier time of getting your point across if people don't have preconceived notions due to your appearance. Most of my real life conversations are pretty one-sided with the other person going on and on and me just saying "sure" and nodding my head.

You, on the other hand, must be pretty popular. I mean even sitting here in my darkened room so that the world won't have to look upon my hideous visage, I can feel the waves of charisma pouring off of you.

(I wish there was a sarcasm smiley)
 
 
The Monkey
09:33 / 04.03.02
[edited to resist troll feeding]

[ 04-03-2002: Message edited by: [monkeys of thoth] ]
 
 
Lurid Archive
09:41 / 04.03.02
quote:Originally posted by Mr insensitive:

tell me how it feels to be a freak of nature! I want to know! I WANT TO LEARN!


Take it from me, there is nothing that anyone can teach you about it that you don't already know. In fact, I'm sure that we could all learn from you...
 
 
Traz
09:44 / 04.03.02
I've got a question.

Am I being a homophopic, heartless, lookist creep when I shudder at the sight of a woman with so much facial hair that her mustache is visible from fifty feet away on a moonless night? Should I applaud her defiance of conventional standards and social guidelines, or should I snigger? Is she an unsung hero upholding the banner of individuality and self-assertion, or is she nothing more than fodder for cruel witticisms?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
09:45 / 04.03.02
Now, now, Lurid. The little troll's had enough grub for one night.
 
 
Mr insensitive
09:46 / 04.03.02
Isn't it obvious? She's got a caterpillar on her fucking lip! SLAG HER!!!
 
 
Traz
09:55 / 04.03.02
I'm not up-to-date on my UK slang. What's the difference between slag, shag and snog?
 
 
T*M*U*M*A
09:55 / 04.03.02
slag = woman of dubious moral virtue

shag = sexual intercourse

snog = a passionate kiss (i.e. with tounges)
 
 
Traz
09:55 / 04.03.02
So, in other words, I've just been advised to go "slut" a woman by someone who "verbs" nouns.
 
 
The Monkey
09:55 / 04.03.02
slag can also mean useless dross...something to be thrown away.
not a very productive comment in context, though.

[ 04-03-2002: Message edited by: [monkeys of thoth] ]
 
 
Turk
09:55 / 04.03.02
Mr insensitive you are a hotty and I'd like to enjoy the exciting ride your life must so totally be. Let's be honest here I'm jealous, I wish I was more like you, heck I want to be you! Sadly the closest I'll ever get is probably I don't know... being inside you, so please give me your address and get ready to bend over you hot piece'o'man, please?
 
 
Turk
09:55 / 04.03.02
Come on, I found a snorkel kit and everything!
 
 
Saint Keggers
09:55 / 04.03.02
D: That snorkel comment had me laughing!!!

And to the goober who started this thread:
Life is not cheap...but you may want to consider getting one.
 
 
w1rebaby
10:11 / 04.03.02
quote:So, in other words, I've just been advised to go "slut" a woman by someone who "verbs" nouns.

"slag" (v trans) can also be "to insult or belittle", usually seen as "slag (obj) off". I slagged her off. You slagged him off. He/she slagged me off. Etc.
 
 
Sauron
10:28 / 04.03.02
The thing about beauty is the more natural the better. Therefore anyone taking sunbeds rather than soaking up the Welsh rays will have to work very hard to look at all good- and big arm muscles just ain't gonna cut it.

Andrew, do you have an XR3i?
 
 
Ganesh
10:30 / 04.03.02
quote:Originally posted by Sauron:
The thing about beauty is the more natural the better.


<stops shaving, washing, deodorising, brushing teeth, cutting nails, cleaning under foreskin>

Come and get me, y'all!
 
 
Sauron
10:35 / 04.03.02
quote:Originally posted by Ganesh v4.2:


<cleaning under foreskin>



Don't start on that one again!
 
 
Ganesh
10:47 / 04.03.02
Hey, it's only "natural"...
 
 
@ BOD aka Cave Painter
12:56 / 04.03.02
quote:Originally posted by Ganesh v4.2:
Hey, it's only "natural"...


hey g - it's natural to wash - animals do it, we do it. it's natural. deal?

deodourant. hm - now that's another story.
 
 
The Planet of Sound
13:01 / 04.03.02
I was under the impression that most of us post to Barbelith because we're bored out of our minds at work and looking for some halfway interesting conversation (not easy to find in most British offices, unless you like the footie or Corrie); not because we're a legion of frustrated, oily fatbeards. Am I wrong?
 
 
Sauron
13:05 / 04.03.02
I have a beard, but it is not at all oily.

Mr Insanitised has a suntan, but it is not at all natural.

[ 04-03-2002: Message edited by: Sauron ]
 
 
Rage
18:57 / 04.03.02
I was never ugly, or even gothy or freaky. Still, the kids spit on me and called me names because I was different and they KNEW IT. I had weird facial movements and bizarre verbalization and all that shit. I had one psychologist tell me I had PTSD because of the Abuse. To this day I still talk like a 12 year old girl. I'm Stuck In Middle School.

Not that your post was a seroius post or anything. What's your point? What are you trying to prove? What are you doing here?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
19:57 / 04.03.02
quote:Originally posted by Egar Reversed:
Not that your post was a seroius post or anything. What's your point? What are you trying to prove? What are you doing here?


Feed it not, for it is Knodger Spunkgullet, the Wondertroll.
 
 
Rage
20:03 / 04.03.02
Ahh. The revolutionary maverick has returned, I see.
 
 
The Monkey
20:03 / 04.03.02
Mordant, that really sounds like a bit ot LoTR that was suppressed by Tolkien's faimly post-mortem.
 
  
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