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My funny Valentine

 
 
Alex's Grandma
22:47 / 11.02.06
To get things moving, I thought I'd post this little thing
I've put together about Pete Doherty (who I love more than life itself) -

Pete, mate,
It's not really so great
I mean it really isn't
Is it?
Or is it?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:56 / 11.02.06
Pete, chap
It's not really so crap?
Oh, but it kind of is
Isn't it
You cunt
 
 
iamus
23:57 / 11.02.06
Our love was pristine.
He never understood her.
You all took the piss.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:12 / 12.02.06
She was my girl
But she didn't know
She was getting married
She didnt love him
I know
I swear
I'm telling you
She held my hand this one time

I wept for days
Tears of joy
I never heard from her again
 
 
astrojax69
09:14 / 12.02.06
roses are red
no, sometimes they can be yellow, or pink [although i admit that is a shade of red, if we want to be technical - but do you get the point yet? no?] well, and white. there.
violets are blue
well, technically, i mean if we want to be sticklers here, violet. not blue.
anyway shall i continue?
please do
while infinity's big
biggest: my love for you [see, it rhymes. cool, huh?]
yeah, but shit.

i love you xx
 
 
Whisky Priestess
11:14 / 12.02.06
Raw beef is red
Rare steak is blue
Sugar is bad for my heart
And so are you.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
11:16 / 12.02.06
Meat
Bone

Cleanse
Tone

Scream
Moan

Love
Pome

(by Patrick Bateman, aged 27 3/4)
 
 
Mistoffelees
13:54 / 12.02.06
We met on my birthday,
Love on first bite, swear it´s true.
They told me, it´s useless,
It never will do.
There can´t be eating and having, too.
But you were so tasty
and filled with creamy glue.
So I devoured you,
Chewed you through and through.
Goodbye my sweet darling,
I promise you:
You´ll pass through my bowels
And find your rest in the loo.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
14:28 / 12.02.06
It was all going so well
(wasn't it?)
Until that man came round
With his big moustache
And his bigger car
And his wah-wah guitar
To fix the fridge.
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
15:14 / 12.02.06
You were here
Now you're not.
Would it have killed you
To say "yes"?
 
 
autran
10:57 / 13.02.06
What starts with attraction
May end with X X action

But what starts with obsession
Will not end with possession
 
 
autran
10:59 / 13.02.06
Not my own work:

Masturbate: mutilate
Ejaculate: exterminate

Sex: Destruction
Death: Seduction
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
09:33 / 15.02.06
Would you like me
To be
The cat?
 
 
lekvar
22:06 / 15.02.06
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You suck.
Go away.
 
 
Shrug
22:28 / 15.02.06
Roses are red,
You look like Clark Kent,
I fancy you,
But I guess you're not bent?
 
 
astrojax69
03:38 / 16.02.06
how do i love thee?
let me count the whales...
 
 
foolish fat finger
20:29 / 05.04.06
our love was doomed
ever since I roomed
with a baboon

it was last June
my heart went boom
and soon
I sang love-songs under the moon
for my baboon

but then you
had to come back to the zoo
and spank the monkey with your shoe
while playing the kazoo
making me blue

so now I live like a goon
eatin bugs with a spoon and lookin like Keith Moon
and running out of words that rhyme with moon
because I am a loon
without a rhymin dictionary...
 
 
Feverfew
20:37 / 05.04.06
Love is just
Not funny any more.
So. Really.
I more or less give up.
 
 
Shrug
21:12 / 05.04.06
Roses were dead,
The Violets fermented,
I sent them to you,
You called the police.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
17:55 / 06.04.06
Yes, I am demented.
 
 
Shrug
18:30 / 06.04.06
But the "cease
and desist"?
You seemed so pissed!
If I repented
Could we be contented?
 
 
Whisky Priestess
22:44 / 06.04.06
I'm not quite as bad
As I've been presented
So what if Í'm mad?
Should I be resented?
 
 
Triplets
18:47 / 14.02.07
I found you, I was go glad
I fell in love, I was mad
The hour in the book store
You curled up in the aisle on the floor
I was mad, but not quite as
When you kissed that... customer?
Well, I guess it's very european
Me and this other guy, who you're seein'
I'm glad you didn't spot me behind the plant pot

Tomorrow night again outside your window?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:52 / 14.02.07
Being scared is great
And I love you for it
And for your big hands
But please, it's damn cold
Atop this skyscraper
And the biplanes are coming.
 
 
Triplets
23:58 / 14.02.07
We met at the mall
I wasn't handsome
But you were dark and tall
I wasn't the best at speaking
But I knew inside what was peaking
My hunger
Frank, why are you holding that shower pipe?
 
 
Alex's Grandma
00:10 / 15.02.07
I was always trying to be an elegant gent -
Things went too far, it was not what I meant
Up there in our house looking over the river
There was actually nothing wrong with my liver;
In spite of the things that were said in the press
I was quite happy, and not that depressed
It was just ... well you get to a certain age, I suppose
With designer trinkets, and desirable clothes
With a gramme of smack, nightly, going up one's nose
With the acclaim, in fact, of a whole generation,
And records being sold all over the nation
And a fabulous pad and a beautiful wife
(The source, I suppose, of a lot of my strife
She made me want to end my life)
And every reason to carry on living;
If I felt sad myself, I could have been giving
To charities and so on.

Instead though, I shot myself.

I make no apologies for any of this.

Kurt, from The Bleed.
 
  
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